Pat Dollard | Young Americans

…A Marine should love his weapon more than his wife.

10. You can trade in your old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one at home and have another one for the road.

8. If you admire a friend’s, he’ll probably let you try it out a few times.

7. You’re primary one doesn’t mind if you keep another one for back-up.

6. It’ll stay around without complaining, even if you’re broke.

5. It doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. It functions normally every day of the month.

3. It’ll sit next to you the whole weekend while you watch sports, without saying a fucking thing.

2. It doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after using it.

And the number one reason why a marine should love his weapon more than his wife!

1. You’ve got a silencer for it.