Pat Dollard | Young Americans

Al Qaeda ( the guys President Pelosi says aren’t in Iraq ) have begun using chlorine gas attacks. Fortunately, this has pissed off the locals, most significantly the Sunni locals in Al Anbar. As a result, the Sunnis have essentially passed their limits of tolerance for the terrorist interlopers, and are working with us to dislodge and kill them. And, as the MSM did NOT tell you, Saudi Arabia has gotten directly involved in the war, as our ally. They negotiated a deal with the most powerful tribe in Al Anbar, the Jabur, to fight with us in full-fledged combat operations against Al Qaeda. And the Saudis paid the Jaburs a fat ‘motivating’ reward. And lastly, as I reported on Fox News two months ago, the re-Baathification of the Iraqi Army has not only started, but is moving ahead at a succesful clip. Again, the young tribal sheiks who had been working with us for the last chapters of the war were proving no match for their professional international Jihadi foes in Al Qaeda. The Baathists are being brought in to ratchet up the level of Iraqi leadership skills. Most are being paid signing bonuses and retroactive pay.

Now of course, we could leave Iraq tomorrow and scatter Al Qaeda and the rest of the International Jihad Machine back to Afghanistan, Chechnya, Pakistan, Iran and the rest of the four winds. Or we can continue to fight them while we have them concentrated in Iraq. We can pretend they are elsewhere, and that we should leave where they already are in order to find and fight them. Yes, friends, that is exactly the nonesense logic the Leftists give us. That horseshit gibberish is the funniest part about the Fascist Left’s line: We need to get out of Iraq and go find and kill those damn Jihadis, especially Al Qaeda, wherever the hell they actually are. Since they’re not Iraq. Even though we’re fighting them in Iraq. Pure Big Brother, “War is Peace” logic. Let me get this straight one more time: if we scatter the terrorists from the battlefield in Iraq, scatter them all around the world in fact, it’ll be easier to find them, even though today we have them concentrated in one place. Doh. Anybody remember that Steely Dan album, “Pretzel Logic”? Of course not, you’re not old fucks like me. But I’ll be back patrolling Ramadi soon, so don’t laugh too hard.

Anyway, back to gas. Fortunately, chlorine gas is rarely lethal, but painful and with some potential for long term physical damage. And it basically seeps right through a gas mask. Mustard Gas is a whole other potentially lethal story. I have full direct confirmation that military leadership has begun warning it’s troops about Al Qaeda plans to begin attacking with Mustard Gas. Enough intel had been gathered to merit the warnings.