“License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote … I smell varmint puntang … So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice … I got to get into this dude’s pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who’s the gopher’s ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit … In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’ … ”

then we can say, “peace”

Nevermind the 1993 WTC attack and the Cole. That was just a misunderstanding.

Gramps, let’s spare the ammo and just tempt this fat fuck with his own Krispy Kreme franchise. I’m totally serious–surrender, and we’ll straight-up give you your own Krispy Kreme. I mean, who could turn that down?

Pat, you’ve gotta find a screen-cap of that news conference from last week where Senator Douchebag put his arm around Madame Speaker of the Hizzie.

please my friend, for the education of ameriki study this man slappy white (go google: slappy white wanna shout + bazooka) and learning tehran not master of tequila, spring break, girls gone to beach unwith burqa and leash or metallica. clerics in najaf in histerics and bum them camel taxis for drive no dinars.

please to destroy negro interloper before he live in whitehouse and pentagon should only clean them. no pay. why hilory pay for clothes always looking like buras. never make the money. always take you money. this spy operation. read the obama biografiti him losing so fast this country. i got no cigarettes. king of the board.

Newsflash to Arrianna Huffinton: Osama rides around in an SUV!

Relay to Cheryl Crow: Zarqawi used entire rolls! (Still stunk though.)

Or imagine Charlton Heston at the end of Soylent Green..

“Al…Queda…ISN’T….GREEEEENNNNN!!

Just trying to think outside the box. See, I didn’t expect them to get too angry about 9/11 but when Al Queda blew up statues of Buddha in Afghanistan I thought they’d get on board a bit. Maybe halal butchering might get them incensed if Daniel Pearl’s butchering does not. PETA might not know Al Queda’s feelings about puppies. NARAL might not know Sadr’s policy on abortions. (Only post partum abortions are allowed, but with great flexibility as to tri-mester, quad-mester…etc.) ACT-UP is perhaps uninformed about Mullah Omar’s take on Gay Pride Parades.

Ooops I forgot. Bush is Hitler. Stupid me.

Finally, and apropos of nothing…does Al Gore really think that comb-over is hiding that solar panel of a bald spot? Isn’t hair gel an oil based product?

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

send the shites back to iran!

So the 7/7 planner was from Iraq. And we need to leave Iraq to better fight the real threats. Which are in Afghanistan and Afghanistan solely.

It’s all making sense now.

Drillian, you wore green so you could hide. You’re a TRAMP!]

“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”

Hey, you guys ever notice … All the “Mullahs” are fat fucks … and all the terrorists/homicide bombers are skinny/scrawny?

Wonder when the terrorists/homicide bombers will notice the “pay gap” in the Islamic world.

Oh, and, is there “Global Warming” in the Islamic world? Think they’d go for Sheryl Crow’s “one square” rule … Well, I guess they’d have to actually start using it before they could conserve it …

I heard that on the internets somewhere, so you know it’s true.

I’m seven days away from Fat-Camp San Diego, but if somebody offered me the chance to own and operate my own Krispy Kreme, I’d be SEVERELY tempted to back out.

I think that’s how they broke KSM, by the way. They waved a hot box of donuts in his face and said, “ehhh… you want one? I know you want one, fat boy. Mmmm, they’re so good. Too bad you won’t confess to masterminding 9/11… ooh, they’re sticky.”

Amnesty International condemned the practice of interrogators eating the donuts in front of detainees as “inhumane.”

You are spot on man. I like your anger soldier, kill them all and feel no remorse.

Why can’t we just hug and coddle him like you would have us do to Mymood Imminajihad?

Tom, great post, absolutely great. mullah needs a dictionary and directions to the nearest exit. Drillan, I think you got a few people hook line and sinker, thanks for the laugh!

And now time for a serious reply, SSG Tom, you can rest assured that many people are praying for your son, and you to come home safely, along with all of our troops, after we succeed. Just remeber to keep your head down as well, and shoot straight!

Mookie should have been taken out a long time ago, but yeah, being an armchair general is sooo easy, and everything is so easy to comment on and sound intelligent in hindsight. Where were all those so-called experts when prior to 9/11? If you people against American success are so intelligent, why didn’t YOU stop the USS COLE attack, the first WTC attack, the 9/11 attack, the Marine barracks attack? You sob’s sicken me and all the other patriots that read and post here and are tired of you attacks. if you truly supported this country, STFU! your actions prove that you care for nothing but attacking anything positive in the country, and want nothing except doom and gloom. Thank God for Pat’s site, so more and more of the silent majority see that they are not alone.

The posts I am seeing about the leaders previously supported by the different administrations are being taken so far out of context that I think those posters helped write and plan Algore’s movie and the entire global warming BS. You pukes only want more governemnt intervention in the lives of Americans, higher taxes, fewer success stories. Less anything regarding what makes America so great. Go live with Hugo and the 80% of his people that are in abject poverty, or Fidel where a new car is only dreamed about, or Kim Il Jung where 1% of the population eats regularly. Just get a damned clue for once, and get over your pathetic little lives.

Get out of the way, and the real men and woment will take care of what needs done.