Loopy Cunts And Treacherous Weasels
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One by one, they came into Al’s office. In the greatest of detail he explained to each why they were a loopy or a treacherous weasel. Then he beat the crap out of them, or cut their throat, and called in the next.
And so it went, for three years, on “Deadwood”. Watching Al nearly perfectly calculate every angle (empowered mostly by an incisive, uncompromisingly honest appraisal of human nature) and then with such clarity, commitment and ruthlessness, do what needed to be done, it all became so clear. Al didn’t around. He stayed alive, and he stayed in power. On Sept. 10, we all went to bed in Mayberry. On Sept. 11, we all woke up in Deadwood. Some may ask, “What would Jesus do?” In this day and age, I know there is but one legitimate question, “What would Al do?”
Hmmm….Iran and the hostages….what would Al do? Iran in Iraq….what would Al do? The Grande Dames of Loopy Cunts….Rosie O’Donnel and Nancy Pelosi…what would Al do? Al Gore…the man who wanted to save the world so badly that he invented the end of the world…..what would Al do to Al?
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