February 15, 2008
2:16 A.M.
Well, if the Taliban says they didn’t capture those nuclear scientists, then I guess they didn’t. I could’ve sworn they stole my 80″ t.v. last year as well, but they promised me they didn’t do that either, so I guess not.
5:05 P.M.
Geraldo this morning: “I’m not a gun-crazy person.” Implication: People who keep, support, and appreciate guns are crazy.
6:49 A.M.
The Pope is coming Here’s Truly on April 16, my birthday.
7:09 A.M.
Verdict is on the Bobby Cutts trial. Verict will be read at 10:40 EST. Developing…
7:15 A.M.
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8:30 A.M.
They’re now saying the killer satellite is going to hit around March 6. Or get hit March 6.
9:33 A.M.
Some big-ass pipeline just blew up in Texas on the Mexican border. Flames shot 100 feet in the air. Developing…
1:12 P.M.
McCain is considering Michael Bloomberg as a running ( crawling?) mate…
1:20 P.M.
Word is spreading…
6:10 P.M.
What if we had a generation that relied on God for their inner peace ( aka happiness ) instead of prescribed pills? How do you know when your life is screwed up and you need to make adjustments of you’re on pills that always make you happy, free from depression, sadness, and anxiety?
7:00 P.M.
Looks like they found the body of that missing college chick in Reno…
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