Pat Dollard

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6:39 A.M.

A certain rock star is getting 3 episodes of the series tomorrow…

Fuckin’ Megyn Kelly looks pretty nasty hot today. It’s all leg up to upper thigh…

Get ready for a Hussein backlash over the next two weeks…

6:58 A.M.

I’m starting to get glad that Free Credit Report guy lost all his money.

7:39 A.M.

So Bush Sr. just gave the official endorsement.

8:39 A.M.

I hate writing stuff that’s all earnest and , and my own drunkalogue could fill 6,000 pages of “Deep Thoughts” so I’m not talking down to anyone, but I feel compelled to share a story in the event someone gets something helpful out of it. A terrific young Marine I was with in Ramadi is about to spend the rest of his life in the brig cos he accidentally shot and killed a boot in the chest in the barracks while he was drunk out of his mind. It was his sixth alcohol-related incident. Some of us just can’t drink, but we keep pushing it, and inevitably happens. And too often, it’s big . I don’t know about all that “disease” business, but I do know an illness when I see one. Like a mental one, replete with it’s own insanity. The insanity of alcoholism is the inability to recall with sufficient force the consequences of one’s drinking. It’s like a mental blackout that precedes picking up the first drink of the next bender. Kind of a helpless condition. They say if you can’t help yourself sufficiently, then reach out and get some help.

11:55 A.M.

Two words why it’s the height of irresponsibility to sit this general election out in protest: Supreme Court.

11:58 A.M.

It ain’t the Nuge, by the way.

2:06 P.M.

Nudity warning:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” The photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

Here, actress Lindsay Lohan recreates the famous shots:

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4:15 P.M.

This man-looking witch needs to be strung up by her tits. Next time a black person has something good to say about this country without qualifying it, let me the know. Y’all got problems? Get jobs or at least Google “Bill Cosby Speech”. Enough.:

4:32 P.M.

I’ve had a bunch of errands today, and am always strapped, and I’m ridin with one of my buddies, and I’m just havin’ this weird sensation all day of like being back on patrol and wanting to shoot the out of somebody and about a half hour ago I realize that today is the anniversary of the worst of my 7 times getting my ass blown up; saw that flash, knew what was coming, blown out the vehicle, two buddies dead. Right next to me. Man I want to get with the Marines in Afghanistan and savor some Taliban death.

4:42 P.M.

Pat’s in a cranky in’ mood today. I’m so tired of these no-self sacrificing glory-hound mothererpieces of running for the job of actually running the show of this country’s policies and destinies and I just want to….who of these s outside of McCain has given what? Knows about the real world, about how to face enemies, how to serve, not pretend to serve for self-glorification and profit?