February 17, 2008
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12:32 P.M.
“Grumble, moan, witch, complain…”
12:33 P.M.
2:13 P.M.
Barbecuing right now? 143 million pounds of beef were just recalled today. Largest food recall in history. Seems like a particularly large amount of it went to Tennessee, and a lot went to the Feds for the school lunch program around the country.
2:37 P.M.
Just had some married friends over here. Wife was witching and moaning about trivial pretty crazy-like. Apparently she was on her cycle. He said, “I’m going to put you in a menstrual institution.” Not that funny, but funny enough cos I did chuckle.
3:38 P.M.
The head of the NIE just told Chris Wallace that his report was misinterpreted, and that Iran’s nuclear weapons program remains undiminished.
3:43 P.M.
Hillary: “There are people who think that talk is change. You and I know that talk is cheap.”
4:03 P.M.
Here’s the deal with that killer beef. A bunch of the company’s cows couldn’t walk. Instead of calling in vets to determine what was up, the company just ground up the cows instead, and flushed them into the U.S. food chain.
4:08 P.M.
I’m willing to donate $500.00 towards a boob job for Domenica Davis.
4:10 P.M.
I used to hate fake boobs. I got over it.
4:12 P.M.
Jews make the best hot dogs.
4:15 P.M.
I also highly recommend what I call the Inter-Faith breakfast: toasted onion bagel slathered with cream cheese and topped with bacon.
4:52 P.M.
White nose syndrome killing thousands of nocturnal types…
9:36 P.M.
Do you know how badly y’all depressed me over your caveats on those Blackhawk Serpa holsters? I love those damn things, but now I’m paranoid.
9:38 P.M.
It’s just such a clean in’ draw. Never have to worry about the mood of the leather, a strap…
11:36 P.M.
Someone tell Mattera to get a new in’ haircut. This business of Conservatives looking geeky has to end.
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