Pat Dollard

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Unbelievable…

In a stunning mid-day announcement, Clinton campaign spokesman, Mo Elleithee announced that Hillary Clinton has decided to step down from her own campaign.

When asked if stepping down would involve ceding defeat to the Obama campaign Clinton was defiant: “just because I am stepping down doesn’t mean that we are not in this to win,” she said, adding: “that is a typical distortion of the right-wing media, particularly MSNBC”.

In a rare joint appearance the first lady shared the stage with her former husband, former President Bill Clinton. When asked for comments on his wife’s announcement Bill Clinton was quick to defend the former first lady: “Anybody who says she’s giving up doesn’t know Hillary!”

In a second shocking announcement the former president said that he was ready to step in to the principal role: “I was the first Black president, I’m certainly the most qualified to be the first Woman president!”

When reminded that the US constitution limits the Chief Executive to two terms Clinton added: “that depends on what ‘two’ means”. Clinton offered the opinion that the prohibition applied only to consecutive terms: “Putin’s going to do it in Russia – why can’t we do it here? We can learn a lot from the Europeans.”

Bill Clinton will be campaigning in Wisconsin, this week followed by weekend trips to Ohio and Pennsylvania. Hillary Clinton will be campaigning exclusively in Hawaii.

Yeah, not real…GFR posted it in comments this morning and it gave me a good chuckle.