Jihadi Prematurely Ejaculates Blowing Himself…Up

February 28th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

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Idiot…serves him right. Let’s get something straight here, the picture isnot a picture of the incident described in the story above, it is a picture of a suicide bomber’s remains. What do you want? A picture of a sheep?

MANILA, Philippines— A grenade exploded during a town fiesta in the southern Philippines, killing a would-be bomber and wounding four people, police said Thursday.

The police chief in General Santos city, Senior Superintendent Robert Po, said the grenade held by the bomber went off before he managed to penetrate crowds celebrating the city’s foundation anniversary late Wednesday.

Po said investigators were working to determine the bomber’s identity and affiliation, but suspected he may have been linked to a notorious extortion gang, the Al-Khobar group.

The group, which authorities believe has ties to Muslim extremists operating in the southern Philippines, has been blamed for at least a dozen explosions in the region targeting bus companies and business establishments.

(AP)


29 Responses

  1. Brian

    HA!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: i will drink to that. no seriously, im going to get a drink right now. its happy hour somewhere in the world right.

  2. Steve in NC

    :neutral: :smile: :lol: :beer:

  3. Caligula

    Love the picture… makes you enjoy his stupidity even more to see his mutilated carcass!! dumbfuck couldn’t even do THAT right…

  4. kurt(the infidel)

    lol look at that picture. a pair of legs with a head..dickhead, anyone?

    i always like a good story like that

  5. GF

    They speak arabic :shock:

  6. PhilNBlanx

    Nothing says “fiesta” to a Muslim like blowing himself up. Party on al-garth.

  7. steve m

    Can’t handle a pineapple. Nice catch dude, sorry you won’t make the team this season. Good luck in hell.

  8. Lamplighter

    I think they should put this appalling picture on the nightly news to let people know how stupid this is. People need to know what we are dealing with. Look at the looks on the other peoples’ faces, like they have to clean up that mess. Does this guy look like a dumb sack of whatever, or what?

  9. tom

    Looks like he was in the middle of a “gut check”, seeing if he had the “intestinal fortitude” for the mission. Guess not. :twisted:

  10. John Cunningham

    Looks like at the last split second he tried to go in two different directions. One leg going one way, the other going the other.

  11. Goodbye Natalie

    Spinosuction…the latest Muslim medical craze. :razz: :!:

    Wouldn’t recommend it to family and friends.

  12. KBar

    Throw some ham on that pile of trash, and make sure his jihad buddies see it.

  13. GregGS

    mmmmmmmmmmm That’s gonna leave a mark.

  14. JewishOdysseus

    I just love it when these jihadis spill their guts.

  15. JewishOdysseus

    BTW, I’m sorry for the humans that were injured.

  16. Moe

    POP! goes the fucken Jihad.

  17. Kufir Ken

    So if this happened in the Philippines, why is the picture of Iraqi security guards and IP?

  18. deathstar

    [[Looks like at the last split second he tried to go in two different directions. One leg going one way, the other going the other.]]

    Very funny in cartoons, not so good in real life

  19. allahlovesporkchops

    Do the Limb-o!!!

  20. Jarhead68

    @ Kufir Ken:

    Good eye, Ken. Not one of the people in the pic look remotely Phillipino.

    Bash, is that picture from the news release or did you just take a little artistic license in using that particular picture?

  21. ( CAPT-DAX )

    :beer: :beer: :cool:

  22. bretc65

    Yeah dude, I think you’ve been caught. That’s not the Philippines, how do you explain the arabic writing everywhere?
    Those are US troops and we pulled out of the Philippines long ago.
    Here’s a link to the story: http://www.examiner.com/a-1247049~Premature_Blast_Kills_Philippine_Bomber.html
    Notice there’s no pic associated with it. Besides, no way would the AP ever publish a pic like that.
    Next time, keep it real.

  23. Bash (the infidel)

    Nobody’s been caught because nobody was trying to put one over on anybody.

    When a story breaks from which we have no picture available, especially about a suicide bomber, I just grab a photo of what a suicide bomber looks like after he’s been blown up.

    This was never passed off as a pic of the incident. If I had seensomeone talking about this earlier I would have clarified.

  24. bretc65

    Your readers have a different take (hence their comments). It was their belief that this was an actual pic of the incident and people DID mention the discrepancy. For credibility’s sake, I’d leave off any photo unless it’s from the actual story.

  25. jam

    Maybe Bash should have called it a “file photo”.

    It makes the story much more interesting and compelling and do you guys believe every photo on this page is from the actual incident? That would take a photo crew of National Geographic proportions (no, more than that).

    Wake up!

  26. Bob USMC

    I don’t understand why nobody’s pissing in that asshole in the face. :cool: :mrgreen: hehe. Just kidding, I wouldn’t want anybody to think peeing on a blown up suicide bombers face is torture. :mrgreen: :beer: :gun: :gun: :gun:

    If I may, might I suggest the pissing contest emoticon :twisted: :mrgreen: :
    http://usmilnet.com/smf/Smileys/default/pissingcontest.gif

  27. TJ (The Kafir)

    No guts , no glory!

    “You stupid fuck, look at you now!” :gun: :smile:

  28. allahlovesporkchops

    “I ain’t got nobody….”

  29. David Ross

    I guess they take the whole saying literally “Stick your head between you legs and kiss your ass goodbye!”

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