Bear Stearns Thing Explained For People Like me
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Yo, to me the name Stearns has always been tied to a big white pig. BM Chief: “Put on a Stearns and get out there and paint that bulkhead!” Or going to small boat detail “Put on yer in’ Stearns, boot!”
Boots, pollywogs, so much fun.

Note: Everybody in this picture has on a Stearns. If you do not have a Stearns, go get one…they can always be found near the smoking lamp.

Ahh, my old unit, the Jarvis…378 feet that can book 35 knots, witch, put on your Stearns, boot!

Better yet! Drydock! No need for a Stearns, boot! We be in port with the pussy.
heh…
But with this whole Bear Stearns thing that has Wall Street types ready to dive out high rise windows lately dominating the news, I felt I needed to have this thing explained to me, a non-Wall Street type, in terms I could understand.
This hot babe did a good enough job…

