Bear Stearns Thing Explained For People Like me

March 17th, 2008 (5) Posted By ticticboom.

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Yo, to me the name Stearns has always been tied to a big white pig. BM Chief: “Put on a Stearns and get out there and paint that bulkhead!” Or going to small boat detail “Put on yer in’ Stearns, boot!”

Boots, pollywogs, so much fun.

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Note: Everybody in this picture has on a Stearns. If you do not have a Stearns, go get one…they can always be found near the smoking lamp.

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Ahh, my old unit, the Jarvis…378 feet that can book 35 knots, witch, put on your Stearns, boot!

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Better yet! Drydock! No need for a Stearns, boot! We be in port with the pussy.

heh…

But with this whole Bear Stearns thing that has Wall Street types ready to dive out high rise windows lately dominating the news, I felt I needed to have this thing explained to me, a non-Wall Street type, in terms I could understand.

This hot babe did a good enough job…

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