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Yesterday’s incredibly profound and “Deep Thoughts”

3:58 A.M.

Jesus freakin’ Christ, first in’ thing I see in the morning is Gretchen Carlson. I’m this close to crawling back under the covers and not posting a damn thing. But I did learn a thing or two form The United States Marine Corps, and so my mission will forge ahead unabated.

Thanks very much for all the kind things everyone had to say about my eye check-up being normal. I have a laser surgery in that eye next month as the next step, but all goes swimmingly…not much else to say this very second, need the synapses to fire, where’s the Red Bull?

4:05 A.M.

Journalist Matt Sanchez’s attack on France live on French televeision had inspired quite the firestorm of a comment thread, so if you’d like to catch up or continure you’re own live fire in the debate just go to it here.

4:09 A.M.

Only a typical, lying, psychopathic Clinton could take a perfect moment of victory over her enemy, when all she had to do was watch Hussein’s corrupt, lying ass twist in the wind, and blow it by opening her mouth and telling her own habitual lies.

“I remember landing under sniper fire, we ran to the vehicles” -this is Hillarys exact quote, and the video shows the opposite, a calm walk to her destitnation where a young Bosnian hands her flowers.

More still:

4:24 A.M.

There never was a civil war in Iraq. Let me repeat: there never was a civil war in Iraq. I have been in thousands of Iraqi houses, and all of them had legal Ak47′s. The average Iraqi only wanted to get through his day, not fulfill some American media wish-dream of a civil war. They stayed home with their AK’s. All that ever happened in Iraq was a gang war between Al Qaeda and local and Iranian-backed factions of thugs attempting to carve of us many neighborhoods and popular support as possible to sustain and pay themselves. But that’s all it ever was. The whole Iraq Civil War as nothing but an American Media Creation, despite the best efforts of gangsters, like the bombing of the Golden Mosque, to actually incite one. The American Media and The Democrat Party was only interested in lying to and fooling the American people that Iraq was in a true civil war in order to hurt George Bush’s administration and the Republican Party in order to win the mid-term elecions. They are all guilty of treason.

4:47 A.M.

If you get it, you get it. If you’re confused, we’ll explain later. As weird as it seems it’s almost flawless parallel to our current age. And it didn’t happen on accident. It’s called prescience.

5:34 P.M.

Guess who’s a Super-Hoover? I mean Super-Delegate… Did you know he fired two cops who were investing him. I’m mostly just shocked that he’s not a close personal friend of Hussein’s. At least as far as we know…

This has been getting a lot of links from the outside world….

5:43 P.M.

You know, that Limey chasing the internet around is pretty funny, but I still want to beat the living out of him. Guess that’s why in court-ordered anger management classes. But I bet a lot of you want to beat his ass as well…

6:11 A.M.

Gotta see to believe. Attack dogs, attack! And, as a bonus…

6:38 A.M.

Hollywood mogul and former Clinton supporter, David Geffen:

“It disturbs me that the Clintons lie with such ease”

6:39 A.M.

The last hope.

6:42 A.M.

Sure, why not?

6:59 A.M.

Really good girl gone bad ( check second pic on this one). More info here and here. My only interest in this is that she always seemed like the classy, normal, non-feminanzi cute one you wanted to take home to mom. I never watched a whole episode, but when you’re married, and it’s a natural fact that women do not live by a code as men do, they unfailingly rely on tv shows and self-help books and any friend who agrees with them in any dispute in order to cobble together a day by day code to live by. The Female Code shifts daily, and is usually limited to satisfying their wants of that day, which when satisfied, still leave them unhappy and ready to star the whole pathetic process afresh tomorrow. In short, because I was married, this t-ass show (written as much by fags as by women), was often on my tv set.

7:32 A.M.

AP News Alert
Mar 25 10:08 AM US/Eastern

WASHINGTON (AP) – The Supreme Court says Texas does not have to give a new hearing to a Mexican on death row for rape and murder, deciding a case that mixes presidential power, international relations and the death penalty.
The case pits the president against his home state of Texas. By a 6-3 vote, the court says President Bush does not have the authority to order a new hearing for the prisoner.

It put Bush in the unusual position of siding with death row prisoner Jose Ernesto Medellin (ho-SAY ehr-NES-to meh-DEH-yeen), a Mexican citizen whom police prevented from consulting with Mexican diplomats, as provided by international treaty.

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information.

7:37 A.M.

This story we ran yesterday seems to be picking up steam today. Keep in mind it’s a trial run in a limited locations, but it’s almost certainly going to take it all over.

11:34 A.M.

Busier than a one-armed man in ass scratching contest.

3:29 P.M.

The President of Iraq himself, Nouri Hal Maliki ( Hal for short ) is all the way down in Basra, allegedly personally commanding a savage battle against Iran’s insurgents who have been running amok in the city…developing….

3:34 P.M.

Link: sevenload.com

3:58 P.M.

Yeah, it’s a weird world.

9:54 Pm

Nearyly 3 hours ago I disapppeared into a dark room. Gotta lot put together, the way I needed it to. But damn, time flies, was surprised to see the hour when I stepped out….for some reason, this is also one a them Tuesdays that feels like a Saturday..

10:54 P.M.

There’s funnier, but this was definitley one of the funniest stories of the day….