March 31, 2008
4:20 A.M.
Note to a mutual acquaintance:
“The main thing I’d say about Dollard is that when you first meet him, he looks like a bad-ass degenerate and then the moment he starts talking, you realize he’s highly intelligent, interesting and funnny…I would trust anything he says implicitly.”
- Ann Coulter
5:48 A.M.
Man, it must really give them ulcers to write this shit. Dirty pigfuckers who pray for American deaths in Iraq.
6:02 A.M.
Big fat liar.
7:23 A.M.
I’ll never forget the time I had copious amounts of espresso with Christopher Hitchens who had copious amounts of expensive alcohol (and a roll I think) and he tried his damndest to convince me, with the most ferocious seriousness, that Ann was a virgin.
8:39 A.M.
1157 P.M.
11:56 P.M.
Unfucking-believable day I had today, but no one likes to hear anyone bitch, so I won’t…





