March 8-9, 2008
3:33 A.M.
I’ve had it with the euphemism “identity politics”. It is what it is: racism or sexism. The word got suddenly invented this election season when blacks and women had to make sounding like casting their votes based on race was normal and good, instead of racist, sexist and bad. And if we accept their theory, than they should applaud whenever white men vote for white men just because they are white and men, and not only not complain about that, but encourage it. And hey, why stop at voting? Why not jump on the black and female bandwagon, and institute identity hiring just as enthusiastically? And how about taking the fun of it all, all the way: identity schools, identity neighborhoods, etc., etc. Hell, why not just break America up into an unaffiliated group of identity countries?
3:33 P.M.
By the way, anybody this weird politeness seeping into political TV talk shows. Alan and Sean are being very nice to each other, they are making self-deprecating jokes about their political biases, and overall guests on all shows are taking more care to not talk over each other etc. Maybe it’s a primary season thing. Maybe
Also, it’s astounding to me that the MSM is getting so clearly busted on and in the MSM itself for bias ( NY Times/McCain, Everyone and Obama, being prime examples ) but no one has made the point that we should roll back the clock a little to examine if the same phenemenon was going on during the Iraq war. (yes, dear readers, I know we all know the answer to that, but I’m talking about the MSM-dependent public at large). In other words, why is it so easy to see that the press is completely untrustworthy when it comes to reporting about Obama, but no one has pointed out that the same ridiculous bias existed in the MSM’s coverage of the Iraq war? Some folks of real note in tv news need to really raise and flog this point, so America will take a second look at the whole war.
The exposes I have to write about some specific journalists are going to be very eye opening to a lot of people. Especially with the withnesses I have to back me up.
4:00 A.M.
Why are hot college co-eds suddenly getting whacked right and left?
6:21 P.M.
So that Leftist rag “The Guardian” is doing an in-depth portrait of me and the project, as I’ve mentioned before. Just got done with an extensive email exhange with them. Should hopefully be a “Slam the bloodthirsty crazy conservative piece” - love those ‘cos they just discredit themselves with all their bias. But who knows, may be fair. I don’t know if I do press with folks like this cos of the challenge of walking into the lion’s den, or because I like to expose them for what they are, and learn a lot about their techniques. I don’t know, I just find it fun engaging like that with someone I know who’s looking for something to hate in the first place. Plus when they lie, they just set themselves up for lawsuits. But I liked the guy, let’s see where it goes, can’t lose either way.
And bizzarely enough, they love me in Brazil. What the fuck is that all about? Your guess is as good as mine. But I’ve interviewed by six different papers down there. I just want to meet the ultra-hot brazilian porn-star “Mona Lisa’, so maybe I can use it all to exploit that angle. My biggest confession of I guess shame: I cancelled a meeting with the top Victoria’s Secret model cos I had to leave for Iraq the first time. Before you start hating me, just remember, those days are long gone. I now live the same middle-class suburban life I grew up living.

This is the girl I cancelled on to go get blown up. She wanted to be an actress, that was the point of the meeting
6:51 A.M.
The Decline Of Western Civilization, Pt. 67, 984
7:25 A.M.
Hussein accepted a $610,000.00 bribe from Tony Rezko, and i’m about to break the story wide open…developing,..
11.47 A.M.
Yo, I’d been up working up all night, passed out a few hours ago. Just got up. The game is back on…
12:55 .M.
12:56 P.M.
Sucks losin’ an hour, eh?
1:23 P.M.
Hussein’s National Security Adviser: He’s stupid.
1:47 P.M.
Man, it’s a slow motherfuckin’ news day….so far…
5:16 P.M.
I’m a YA workin’ fiend this weekend, y’all. BTW, the Ramadi section my be retitled “Hell On Earth”…
5:42 P.M.
Apple’s Soundtrack and Soundtrack Pro are pretty good shit. Ended up composing a few touches myself.
10:38 P.M.
Just wrapped up a call with another Chicago Hussein source re: Rezko. Man, this is getting DEEP….Hussein needs to be glad the end is nearing now, instead of later. It’s being Rezko’d instead of resigned, which will be his only option…developing…
10:52 P.M.
March 9, 2008
1:25 A.M.
Ever found yourself seized with a case of rage - free-floating, unattached? Not even the kind you act upon; you don’t yell, you don’t throw shit, you move and function with essential normality, productive, not even particularyly distracted but full of rage. And then it grows even greater, at least to some degree, as the realization hits that your own behavior is likely as responsilble for it as both circumstances and the behavior of others? And the whole thing feels like an epiphany doing a slow striptease before your eyes?
6:03 A.M.
Hillary won 5 out of Wyoming’s 12 delegates. The Felon won 7.
Ainsley so kicks ass over Gretchen. Sorry. Nothing personal against Gretchen, she’s too stiff and mom-like. Not really “with it”, as the kids like to say.
And special Kudos to Griff Jenkins, who was a very supportive pen-pal to me when I was in the thick of it in Ramadi. I’ll take some credit here in that I told him he was going places back in the day when they gave him so test runs on the camera. The guy’s straight fucking funny, and it’s good to see him come into his own on the network. He stands out just cos he’s got a good gift for comedy and is exceptionally witty, as opposed to the stunningly beautiful but loud obnoxious camera-hog Megyn Kelly. I’d love to see Hemmer just straight shush her insecure and trying too hard ass one day. A straight smack might even have it’s place, he said with an evil smirk on his face.
And oh hell yes, Courtney Friel. I thought that broad was going to be like a lot of chicks I dated, hot as fuck, semi-articulate, but pretty much as dumb as the provervial box of hair. But she’s consistently funny, and uses her up-front sexuality in an entirely classy but effective way. Plus I admire her drive. You can tell this is a chick who knew exactly what she wanted, and fought the good fight to get it.
You could line up a 1000 chicks smarter than her, but her good-person vibe, determination, humor and serious attitude about her job is inspiring in that she clearly never let her weaknesses get in the way of her determination to win the game. She’s like the sex-pot version of a good Marine. Keep slaying, Courtney.
And before you’ve got anything smart-ass to say about the fact I’ve got Fox News on so much, keep in mind that keeping track of news, is, oh, my freakin’ job.
I took about twice as many Advil P.M’s as I should’ve, feeliing a little Heath Leadgery, and loading hydroshockis into my USP tactical, while typing and shaping some of the deepest of deep thoughts yet plumbed. OOhraah.
Last time I saw Heath was like a scene out of a David Lynch movie. It was at a retro-burlesque club, this Brazilian chick, who Ivan, the clubs owner told me was “The Michael Jordan of Burlesque dancers”, was doing the Salome reveal to a live post-modern band of Fedora sportin’ jazz greats, Heath and I were downing whisikey and bemusedly trashing all the freaks around and my neck suddenly gets while Sting sat on what was literally a private throne with Judy Stiler on his lap, as a gross river of drool poured down from their chins as they made out live 12 year olds on their first date, either trying for attention or trying to seem very loose, and “cool” to be so “down to earth” and too cool to care. Heath and I kept sneaking out to finish off my pack of smokes. The last I ever did with him was hand him tobacco and booze. Never saw him again. Nice guy, very funny. Goddamn stupid he’s dead. “Therapeutic levels” of some downers. WTF?
6:38 A.M.
Dear Mr. Maglite: Thank you.
12:02 P.M.
Just got up….
2:09 P.M.
Excellent Times Square protest photos from Tic Tic Boom…
6:28 P.M.
Okay, I’m a dick ,cos I don’t have many female heroes, but this is definitely one:
And yeah, she’s the most beautiful conservative pundit working, but that ain’t why I listen, that part’s just a bonus. The “fearless” tag has been used to death, but her other two great attributes are a real sense of humor and a nearly infallible incisiveness. That’s why I listen.
Try taking public bullets for your team every day, putting your heart and soul into preserving the integrity of your country, simultaneously raising two children in a hands-on fashion, and doing it all without an obsession for a “fabulous” lifestyle. Plus, for all intents and purposes, she was the second person in history to break Geraldo’s big fat nose.
The Baltimore Sun looks at the Great Lady. “Michelle Malkin may seem like any mild-mannered blogger in her Baltimore-area home, but she’s reviled by liberals like almost no one else online”






