The Texas Update Page - Updated Regularly

March 4th, 2008 Posted By .

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7:11 P.M.

Hussein barely leads in texas, 50 to 40 percent, with 13% of votes counted.

7:19 P.M.

Oh yeah, Hussein took Vermont, Hillary won Rhode Island.

7:27 P.M.

Hussein’s lead just dropped to 1% with 15% of precincts counted.

7:28 P.M.

It’s like a downhill snowball. With every second, Hillary gets closer to overtaking him. Let’s see if it lasts.

7:47 P.M.

Okay, some mini-brouhaha/scandal is beginning to buzz out Texas about Caucus violations by Hussein’s people. Developing…

7:52 Pm

7:55 P.M.

Hillary has taken the lead in Texas 49.25 to 48.9 with 24 % of precincts reporting.

8:00 P.M.

Bill Kristol just now called both Ohio and Texas for Hillary. Although, he’s just one dude, not a new organziation. But he’s a pretty sober and measured dude.

I just realized what her bigger picture strategy change was this week. She went off the defensive, and on the offensive, and totally balls out. This crazy bitch actually sat there on 60 minutes and said, “He’s not a fuckin’ Muslim, as far as I fuckin’ know.” Now I don’t care how much of you want to look down on her for something that sleazy, it was a giant, steel-balled move that showed she could fight as tough and nasty as the rest of them. I can’t stand Hillary mostly for her policy reason, no fucking way I want to see this bitch President, but I will commend her on her fearless guerrlla war/cluster bomg,white phosphorous, kill civilians if you have to assault on Hussein for the last ten days. Respec to her, for a well fought fight. I mean come in, this bitch risked whatever credibility to do and say whatever she had to, and ulimately it was validated as brilliant, given her success. Of course, she hasn’t actually won yet, and I’ll have to eat some of more words if she loses. But not too much, cos she JUST WON OHIO.

8:04 P.M.

Okay, all those early vote counties Hussein won? He’s now losing them as the people who voted today mostly voted for Hillary and erased his wins in all those precincts.

Brit Hume just said he thinks they’ll be able to call this for Hillary as well.

LOL, Hussein refuses to admit he’s lost Ohio, and his people are yelling at the networks for calling it for her. You tell ‘em, Al Gore. I swear to God Hussein and that nasty America-hating skank he’s married to are the biggest, angriest babies I’ve seen in my life.

8:13 P.M.

If Florida had been allowed to happen, I think any of this Hussein-as-frontrunner stuff would even by happening by now, as Hillary would’ve taken Florida. And she would probably take Michigan, because it’s so union heavy. I’m not advocating the she be allowed to cheat and the rules be broken for her - although maybe there’s some fair argument for do-overs in each state, I don’t know because I haven’t really analyzed that, thought it through, I’m just saying that if two who normally really really should have their votes counted did have them counted, we wouldn’t be worried about a guy worse than her being president. Mark my words, the truth and the dirty details are coming out. Hussein is a bad, bad, sleazy, lying, principle-less old-school shitbag politician. He’s the exact, exact opposite of who all these poor, naive kids he has duped think he is. He just has a good front - but that’s the hallmark of a good psychopathic; they’re almost the most charming and charismatic guy in the room. You know, like Bill Cliton.

Just so you know, I’ve running and blogging and posting on this site for 22 and a half hours straight.

8:24 P.M.

Why are we always hearing about the single working mom with two kids and no heat in the house? Does this post-modern Dickensian chick really exist, and how come all the Dem candidates have just talked to her yesterday in whatever state their in?

And why do the always talk about her like they’ve got a magic wand that is going solve all her problems and pay all her bills?

8:28 P.M.

Maybe the Dems should try pass the Single Mom with multiple children’s Bill, where these women never have to pay a bill of their own again?

Hillary’s giving her victory speech in Ohio right now.

8:36 P.M.

Bash chiming in here…just did a little math and with 1.8 million Democrat votes counted in Texas (which is about half), Hillary leads by about 20,000 votes.

8:46 P.M.

Obama’s giving his “my turn in barrel” speech in Texas. He’s all “Si se Puede”; it’s a little late for that shit dude, those Mexicans are useless to you now.

And holy shit, he’s started and once again he has nothing to say about defining his campaign by his policy, but just more overheated vague rhetoric about standing up and writing chapters, etc. It’s empty hair, it’s cult-leader talk, “You are part of a movement”. Yeah, and just what the does movement do? I swear to God, he’s a political vampire with policy and real plans and specifics as the garlic, stakes and sunlight that kill him.

It’s just tedious now…not even kinda funny in it’s lameness, just tedious and frightening in a lot of ways. He really is a fucking two-bit hustler.

-Pat

9:50 P.M.

I’ve been out for a half hour, sorry for the delays.

Hillary just won. Fuck you, Hussein, you communist sack of shit.

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