Bash Theater: “Everyone Wants To Be A Porn Star”

April 23rd, 2008 Posted By Bash.

These two short scenes are from a movie that, in my most humble opinion, is misunderstood by idiotic Hollywood blockbuster film lovers as being gibberishly non-linear, dismissed by film critics as being too enigmatic, dismissed by others (myself almost included but the director made me watch it) as not having any serious talent in lead roles (but they were very talented, and I was fukn wrong), and most of all not making any sense, or spoken of with a wave of the hand as being non-cohesive…

..in reality, I believe that this film is a fantastically and intricately interwoven commentary/prophecy/satire of life in America, politics in America, and above all, a metaphor.

A very good, metaphor…

One word of advice. The dialogue you are about to hear in these two short clips? Do not take them literally, take them as a “code” or a “metaphor” or “simile” or whatever…just something other than the literal meanings…

I love this thing…

…or I’m nuckingfuts.

The Film is “Southland Tales” written and directed by Richard Kelly, who also wrote and directed “Donnie Darko”…


4 Responses

  1. David Marcoe

    Bash, have you received any traumatic head injuries lately? If you have, it would be best to go to a doctor, like, right now. If they end up putting you into a room with a locked door and no sharp objects to hurt yourself or others with, realize that it is for your own good. :roll:

  2. TerryTate

    A metaphor? And here I just thought it was sarcastically funny… Of course I always have liked dark insightful humor.

  3. mike3481

    BASH , YOUR NOT NUTS…YOUR JUST A “BUFFY” FAN WHOSE STILL IN THE CLOSET.

    A HOUSE FULL OF DAUGHTERS WILL DO THAT TO YOU :wink:

  4. CJBama

    You sure that this wasnt vieo from an Obamma meeting ? :???:

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