YEE HAW!!! Florida Boy, 7, Stole SUV And Left Path Of Damage
7? A 7 Year old! WTF? Can’t wait for the video for this one.
PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - Police say a 7-year-old South Florida boy faces grand theft auto charges after taking his grandmother’s Dodge Durango for a joyride. The eight minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday. The boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts. He was unhurt.
Police said he literally drove until a wheel fell off. The right front wheel, to be exact, which broke off after the boy hit a sign.
The boy’s mother said he apparently grabbed the keys to his grandmother’s sport utility vehicle, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.
Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy said the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted. They arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was “unusual behavior for a 7-year-old.”
(AP)
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We had a 10 yr old kid in my neighborhood who’s alchy dad taught to drive a lawn tractor. This little piss ant decided to drive it on the main road in front of a cop.
The cops brought him home to his pissy drunk father, and decided oops…bad idea. Took him to the station, then on to his mother’s house. The father lost custody.
Parents need to be parents and watch their kids. And kick their asses when appropraite.
This little tard wouldn’t be able to stand up for a week, if he were raised when I was a kid. Even his playground mates, teachers and adults in his neighborhood, would have harassed him.
Dare I say, that would have been his last run-in with the law?
April 26th, 2008 at 10:32 amOh man. I’m in pain just thinking about what my parents would have done to me had I pulled something like that.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:20 pmHa ha ha, I remember when I was four or five I jumped into my parents car when they left it idling in the breeze way. I then promptly ran it into the wood bin directly in front of me, and I think the car got ruined, because right after that we got an 86 4runner. I don’t remember what happened to me after that, but I’m fairly certain that I didn’t sit down without wincing for about a month.
April 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm