Pat Dollard | Young Americans

That and I’m married and love my wife who, at 33, is hotter than Courtney.

But she called Roger Waters, “Roger Walters”…

Anyhow, I have been a huge Pink Floyd fan since DSOTM came out 1973. Although in the 80’s I had a parting of ways with Roger Waters and David Gilmour politically. And I’m certain that Roger would never be a Bash fan, I remain a fan.

I just like Pink Floyd.

So when Roger Waters played that music festival in Palm Beach this weekend, Louie and I saw that he had the rarely sighted, but always in mind, inflatable two story pig.

Louie looked at me, I looked at Louie, no words needed to be spoken. This explains my 8 hour disappearance on Saturday night.

Roger, your pig was nabbed by Louie’s Uncle Louie and I.

Louie’s Uncle Louie is an adept Apache pilot, we saw your floater, hooked him up, and drug him through the clouds like a thief in the hands of a Somalian lynch mob. It ended up in some lady’s driveway…probably a Bay City Rollers fan.

Oink oink.. bitch. I think I’ll toss out some synchronicity for ya, Rog!

And Courtney…for the very short amount of air time you get, you need to get it 100% right, do your research, young lady. Dark Side of the Moon holds the record for most weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 charts:

741 weeks…or, 14 years.

“Just five minutes, Worm, your Honor, him and me alone…” <--Not from DSOTM.

"I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor, if you'd let me have my way I could have flayed him into shape.