Hillary Shit-Faced As Democrat Race Heads To The Wire

May 30th, 2008 Posted By Erik Wong.

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Oh, poor Hill … She’s lost everything it seems …

Girl-Toy Huma dumped her for a weiner

A cut-out tissue paper doll is not only beating her for the democrat nomination for the 2008 POTUS race (using ‘race’) … but she appears to have lost so many of those once Clinton ‘kneelers’ and ’swallowers’ to the Hussein camp … not to mention the once adoring MSM.

What’s a girl to do … except drown her sorrows.

Oh hell, Hillary … next one’s on me, Your Thighness.

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This Is London:

One for the end of the road? Merry Clinton knocks back whisky on campaign plane …

Hillary Clinton took time out from her punishing campaign schedule to enjoy a glass of whiskey with a group of journalists.

The Democratic presidential hopeful was flying back from Rapid City in South Dakota, one of the few states yet to hold its primary when she decided to let her hair down a little.

Her relaxed mood may give rise to speculation she is preparing to concede to her Democratic rival Barak Obama.

Earlier in the campaign, Mrs Clinton regularly took time out to enjoy a drop of the hard stuff with voters but she avoided informal contact with reporters

Earlier, she took a couple hours out of her not-so-busy schedule for a little sightseeing, driving in her 7-car motorcade up to Mount Rushmore.

Her appearance startled the handful of tourists at the shrine to the presidency on a cold and overcast morning.

One woman approached her and said: “Thank you for running.”

Mrs Clinton replied: “I need your help.” Another, who happened to have a copy of Mrs. Clinton’s “Living History,” handed it her to be inscribed.

As Mrs. Clinton received a briefing on the sculpture from a park ranger, her press entourage pressed in with boom mikes and clicking shutters, but she was in no mood for levity or cheap metaphors.

She brushed off the predictable press questions: “Can you see yourself up there?” and “How about your husband?”

Mrs Cluinton replied: “This isn’t a press event. It’s a tourist occasion. Why don’t you learn something?”

She has two more public events scheduled on Wednesday, at the Pine Ridge Sioux reservation in the afternoon and in Sioux Falls in the evening.

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