Pat Dollard

I know the Clintons…much the same way most of you do, via the years of scandal upon mudpile scandal, that they always just seem to levitate up out of. So the word “truckload”…when used by a Clinton, has to be a relative term when addressing John & Jane Q. Public.

I mean, is it like a 1974 Datsun pick-up truck type of truckload that we’re talking about here?

Or perhaps a Ford F-350?

Or is it a Caterpillar massively huge dump truck, the kind like are on that DVD entitled “Road Construction” that my four year old son watches six thousand times a week? You know, the kind of truckload it would take ten men ten hours to empty with hand shovels?

Seems to me that the Right Rev Jeremiah Wrong, and Tony “He owes my $260,000 worth of favors” Rezko, and William “I don’t regret trying to blow up the Pentagon” Ayers are mere Ford F-350 dirt piles.

One of the reasons all these political talking head pundits on cable TV news spout out each day as to why Hillary still sticks it out is because something catastrophic might happen…

Catastrophic? Are we talkin’ Vince Foster type of catastrophic? indicative of one of them nasty mother dump trucks, whose tires are taller than I am?

Or is it something entirely different?