They Tried To Make Me Go To Jihad
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
They said here’s your back pack
I gave it right back
Said, whoa, whoa, whoa
Allah says it’s time
But I am young and in my prime
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
Id like to live to reach old age
I guess those virgin girls can wait
And Osama…
Osama’s been trying to reach me
He called twice last week
And three times yesterday
I didn’t show up for car bomb class
Because I was in my cave
Downloading Lindsay Lohan’s ass
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
I’d make a huge mess
With this dynamite vest
So, no, no, no
I might miss my mom
And I’m not a human bomb
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I won’t go, go, go
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Sounds like Cheech Marin.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:41 am
hilarious
May 17th, 2008 at 6:16 amJust in case you guys don’t recognize the tune due to NOT listening to the cow … That’s to Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” little ditty …
May 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am