Everytime I can have sex, it’s a great time. I don’t refuse it.

I guess thats what happens after 7 months of masturbation.

Take into consideration the men discussed in the article are … Brits.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Health/2007/09/25/us_adults_spend_less_time_having_sex/8541/

“U.S. adults spend less time having sex

Not only do U.S. adults have sex less frequently than almost everyone else in the world, they spend less time doing it, a worldwide survey found.

On average, the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey found, Americans have sex just 85 times a year — about once every 4.3 days — well below the global pace of 103 times or about once every 3.5 days. They also spend an average of about 57 minutes per week having sex — about 14 minutes below the global average, the survey learned.

When U.S. adults are in the bedroom, 69 percent said they had oral sex, 62 percent said they had sensual massage and 42 percent said they enjoyed sexual fantasies, the survey found.

More than 50 percent of U.S. adults expect that lovers will become more experimental in the future and 57 percent look forward to people being sexually active for longer in the years to come, the survey said.

Condom manufacturer Durex questioned more than 26,000 people across 26 countries about every aspect of their sex lives. ”

global information

Yup. These are Brits.

Still reading The Guardian, are we?

How often do you have sex?
How many lovers have you had?
How big is your schwanz?
How long can you maintain an erection?
How many men/women have you had at a time?
Have you ever engaged in extramarital sex?
Have you ever fantasized about a homosexual encounter?
Do you think Tom Cruise is cute?

Yeah. I bet everybody tells the unvarnished truth when they answer these questions.

PS: I once caught a rainbow trout that was 22 inches long and weighed five pounds. Just thought I would add that, since I know how all of you are dying to know.

would you call “united press international” the guardian ?

and I am not recalling here the french rank

see that all the papers can tell BS

UPI is not The Guardian. French rank? Would that be Major Disaster, Corporal Punishment, or General Mayhem?

Be careful what you read, and even more careful what you believe. If you want to know what Americans are like, then visit the States and judge for yourself. Newspapers are for my parrot, and my TV only plays the DVDs I choose to watch. As for “news articles” about human sexuality, I have already commented on that.

The whole Guardian thing was just my annoying tactic to get your attention. It worked, so expect more. I genuinely enjoy prodding you to comment.

…and I promise I will never make jokes about French cheese, the wine industry or Bridget Bardot. Everything else is fair game.

now, I made a post a few weeks ago on the mastering BS, it was about the penis lengh ; some of your fellows had a “heart attack”

He, I’d like to visit the States, but I got a profession that needs me here.

BTW, my elder son and his wife will go to the States next august, he asked me if I knew someone who could advise them for something like “Bed and Breakfast”, or inhabitant’s room, in the north of California and Oregon, cause he can’t find it on the net.

I’m on the East Coast, so I don’t know about B&Bs on the West coast. I will see what I can get on the net and bring it to your attention (probably by saying something outrageous about the French which is completely out of touch with reality).

What is your profession? And what the hell is “the mastering BS?”

Be careful making observations about penis length. If you don’t have one, it can get you into horrific trouble. It changes according to mood. Women change their minds; men change their penis length (somewhat ironically, men inspire women to change their minds and women inspire men to change their penis length…go figure :roll:).

Anyway, I’ll see what I can get on B&Bs and I will post it to this column. Be prepared to search Pat Dollard’s back pages in case it takes me a couple days.

I have no idea what budget your son has, but here’s a few things to look at.

terrishomestay.com (this one looks kind of hippy to me, but that’s northern California).

http://www.bedandbreakfast.com/northern-coast-california.html

http://www.fensalden.com/index.htm

http://www.cabbi.com

www.northernredwoods.com

Get on Amazon.com and search for “Bed and Breakfast Inns” under books and then under magazines.

One final word of advice: Tell your son that if he’s strolling out in the woods in northern California and Oregon, and he comes across some footprints that are REALLY HUGE, he is best advised to not follow them. Faites- confiancemoi. Vous ne voulez pas savoir.

Hope this helps.

Anyway, thanks, I appreciate that you cared

As they both earn well their life, and as the euro is about the double as the dollar, I expect they won’t have much to worry about money expenses.

my profession ? if you call owning an auberge a profession, then OK, though I put it on sale, I want to get a chance to have a proper house and a garden before I’ll get too old.

the foot prints, do you meen those of that creature that someone saw on Uranus ?

about my post :

on the mastering of Bullshit
What is a bullshit ? The “Sun” finally acknoledged that the biggest penis are french thus, bigger than the Americans’ ; that can’t be possible, of course, the Americans have the mightiest tanks, he, the whole net says so !

I am perplexe !

and I don’ add the link, too “severe”

1. There is no creature on my anus.
2. The biggest dicks on the planet are French? We know.
3. I hope your son has a great time in the Pacific Northwest. I have known people who went there and loved it.

If your son knows exactly which part of California and Oregon he wishes to visit (cities), let me know and I’ll dig up some interesting stuff for him.

I just saw your web site by clicking on your name. It’s nice that I now know what you look like.

I don’t have a picture to share. But if you were to put Cary Grant, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Hugh Grant into a blender and hit puree…

…you’d end up with a huge pile of bloody, pulpy shit.

That’s what I look like.

he, that all giants ! got to get my double heals to have a look at you

“Hi,

JY & Flo”

I hear northern California has some very pricey B&Bs, but too many people travel there for there not to be some more affordable places. Be patient. This will not be quick.

did you notice that I made a pulpy shit soup out of your portrait ?

it was to check if you’d known your “portrait” avatars

hey, they are youngs they can also digg in the links you provided

Damn, and I just thought somebody had Windexed my bathroom mirror.