Pat Dollard | Young Americans

Be it heretofore known and understood, that from this day forward until the end of time, that every 26th day of June will be celebrated as a national holiday known as National Gun Day.

Bash proposes this tradition:

All businesses, with the exception of bars, night clubs, restaurants, strip clubs, shooting ranges, and gun shops will remain closed, and all employees shall receive full pay. A fund will be established to reimburse business owners for this purpose as per line 278a on all tax forms which clearly states that every registered Democrat in America must pay a fee of $5.00 to help the Federal Government reimburse business owners submitting claims for reimbursement.

Signed,

Louie the Dead Pig, a Jihadi reformed via disembowelment who saw the error of his ways and repented, thus becoming the spokespig for Dead Pigs everywhere who proudly proclaim all Jihadis on planet Earth are scum-sucking, pedophile-worshipping, death-cult puke piglets that must be reformed via Death by American hot metal or fire, whichever fits the situation best.