Are You a Democrat, a Republican, Or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Redneck’s Answer:
Redneck’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’
Son: ‘You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?’
Wife: ‘You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
Nods to J while I’m laughing.
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now thats funny
but i could have answered that questions years ago. im a redneck. empty the clip bitches!
July 16th, 2008 at 10:13 ami Must be a Redneck lol:)
July 16th, 2008 at 10:20 am
REDNECK 
July 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am[…] Dollard, “Are You a Democrat, a Republican, Or a Redneck?” Here is a little test that will help you […]
July 16th, 2008 at 10:58 amHey Pat I havn’t been on the site in a LONG while, so long that the new design and now more writer/bloggers are just that. New to me.
Is your movie still coming out? When? I’ve been excited about it since I first found out about it over a year ago and would like to know if it’s still going to happen and when we can expect it.
July 16th, 2008 at 11:31 amI’m the NASCAR Redneck type. After I’ve shot him with several rounds, I prop him up and hit him with the door while driving by…
July 16th, 2008 at 11:53 amlol you forgot the last one
BangBang .. BangBang .. BangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBang…Clcikclick
BangBang .. BangBang .. BangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBang…Clcikclick
Me: I shot him first!
Wife: no you didn’t I got him first!
Me:No I got him first!
Wife: I so shot him before you did …. see those are my holes!
Terrorist: UuUUuuuhhhhhhh….. cough…
Bang! bang bAng! baBAng! BangbANG! Bang!
Crap! now theres too many holes to tell gotta wait for the next one hun ..
July 16th, 2008 at 12:07 pmDidn’t littlefox post that a week or so ago?
Even so, it’s great.
My answer:
Reactionary-Nationalist! 
July 16th, 2008 at 12:14 pmAn overthinking, hardcore Dem like that would NEVER carry a handgun.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pmI would’ve thought the dem would say What would obama do? pussy. i guess i’m a republican. I didn’t think to shoot him 20 times.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pmHe could have dialed 9-1-1
After all the police will arrive in minutes in a secounds only situation…
July 16th, 2008 at 1:43 pmMy neck is blistered.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:38 pmI try to translate this into CoD4 gaming:
1)Headshot
July 16th, 2008 at 3:02 pm2)Empty Clip
3)T-Bag
Ain’t nothin wrong being a redneck.
Platinum silver tips fucking rock in my 454.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:10 pmRedneck. He better be dead or his lawyer or Democrat friends will come after you.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pmI would taken his sword and stuck it in him and tell everyone he committed suicide.
An oldie but goodie
July 16th, 2008 at 5:58 pmRedneck for sure. :beer::mrgreen::gun:
July 17th, 2008 at 4:09 am