Pat Dollard | Young Americans

Louie didn’t like it, but I told him to shut the fuck up because he’s still a dead pig. Louie’s Uncle Louie (Inset Picture), on the other hand, is fine with it because he is a converted pig who has devoted his life to helping capture and kill Jihadi Piglets everywhere.

From Fox News:

HONOLULU — The Army on Friday was holding an exercise involving shooting live pigs and treating the gunshot wounds in training it says is critical to saving soldiers’ lives but which has sparked outcry from animal-rights activists.

The training, held at Schofield Barracks for Iraq-bound troops, is being conducted under a U.S. Department of Agriculture license and the careful supervision of veterinarians and a military Animal Care and Use Committee, said Maj. Derrick Cheng, spokesman for the 25th Infantry Division.

“It’s to teach Army personnel how to manage critically injured patients within the first few hours of their injury,” Cheng said of the medical trauma training.

The soldiers are learning emergency lifesaving skills needed on the battlefield when there are no medics, doctors or facilities nearby, he said.

PETA, however, said there are more advanced and humane options available, including high-tech human simulators. In a letter, PETA urged the Army to end all use of animals, “as the overwhelming majority of North American medical schools have already done.”

“Shooting and maiming pigs is [as] outdated as Civil War rifles,” said Kathy Guillermo, director of PETA’s Laboratory Investigations Department.

The Norfolk, Va.-based group demanded the exercise be halted after it was notified by a “distraught” soldier from the unit, who disclosed a plan to shoot the animals with M4 carbines and M16 rifles.

“There’s absolutely no reason why they have to shoot live pigs,” PETA spokeswoman Holly Beal said.

The bloody exercise, she said, is difficult for soldiers because they sometimes associate the animals with their pet dogs.

Cheng said the exercise is conducted in a controlled environment with the pigs anesthetized the entire time. He had “no doubt whatsoever” in the effectiveness of the instruction, which he called the best option available at the base.

“Those alternative methods just can’t replicate what the troops are going to face when we use live-tissue training,” he said. “What we’re doing is unique to what the soldiers are going to actually experience.”

Cheng didn’t have details about the number of pigs, how they were acquired or the weapons involved in the training.

The soldiers being trained are with the 3rd Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division, which is deploying to Iraq this year.

“We understand [PETA's] concerns and point of view. At the same, the Army is committed to providing the soldiers with the best training possible,” Cheng said.

Disappointed at the Army’s decision, PETA on Thursday instructed its 2 million members to inundate the Army with calls and e-mails.

“We’re hoping at the 11th hour here that we can have this stopped. We have to hang on to hope,” Beal said.

PETA believes the U.S. military has conducted similar training using pigs and goats at other bases.

(Fox)