Defense Dept Ate Popcorn, Watched Actual Iranian Missile Launch, Tells Real Tale - With Video
You know those guys were eating popcorn and laughing their asses off watching the whole thing and then listening to the Iranian propaganda machine turn a firecracker into a nuke.
The Iranian military propaganda machine…what a laugh. I swear, it is as if these people are truly lacking some kind of intelligence gene or something. I don’t mean that in a racist way, I mean that in a technologically advanced way.
I mean, on the one hand, these guys aren’t stupid, like Clint Eastwood said in one of his flicks (can’t recall exactly if it was Josey Wales or Unforgiven, or maybe another) “A man’s got to know his limitations.” And I have to believe that they know their own limitations.
I suspect this has to do with not letting the Iranian PEOPLE, as well as other muslim nations in the Middle east, know their limitations. Which is a strong indicator of an evil dictatorship/regime grasping at any hope of retaining control of….something, anything.
But surely they have to know that if my 9 year old daughter can zoom in on Sleeping Beauty’s Castle in Disneyland via Google Earth from a computer in her bedroom, the United States Military can watch the IRGC commanders farting as they watch their little bottle rockets go spiraling off into the wild blue…
And Photoshopping? Good night! A Grammar School student could have picked that up if he stared at the picture long enough. This whole thing is a complete embarassment for Iran.
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