Defense Dept Ate Popcorn, Watched Actual Iranian Missile Launch, Tells Real Tale - With Video
You know those guys were eating popcorn and laughing their asses off watching the whole thing and then listening to the Iranian propaganda machine turn a firecracker into a nuke.
The Iranian military propaganda machine…what a laugh. I swear, it is as if these people are truly lacking some kind of intelligence gene or something. I don’t mean that in a racist way, I mean that in a technologically advanced way.
I mean, on the one hand, these guys aren’t stupid, like Clint Eastwood said in one of his flicks (can’t recall exactly if it was Josey Wales or Unforgiven, or maybe another) “A man’s got to know his limitations.” And I have to believe that they know their own limitations.
I suspect this has to do with not letting the Iranian PEOPLE, as well as other muslim nations in the Middle east, know their limitations. Which is a strong indicator of an evil dictatorship/regime grasping at any hope of retaining control of….something, anything.
But surely they have to know that if my 9 year old daughter can zoom in on Sleeping Beauty’s Castle in Disneyland via Google Earth from a computer in her bedroom, the United States Military can watch the IRGC commanders farting as they watch their little bottle rockets go spiraling off into the wild blue…
And Photoshopping? Good night! A Grammar School student could have picked that up if he stared at the picture long enough. This whole thing is a complete embarassment for Iran.
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The Dirty Harry flick “Magnum Force”.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:34 pmWe should start a program like Saddam had…. tell Iranians their families will be taken care of forever if they’ll strap a homicide vest on and blow themselves up at HQ.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pmWe’re being called terrorists anyway.
Sully beat me to it. I’ve seen firework displays misfire and be more impressive than this… HAW HAW HAW!
What was that last one? The dreaded MM400 Advanced Chinese pop bottle rocket? I guess them having to run back to the launch pad was the punk kept going out?
You know, I know there is some outside chance these worthless bastards may cut my head off one day, but I can’t help but laugh at them. I mean, Monte Python couldn’t film anything more comical.
The ’slums would do better to catapult diseased carcasses at Israel. I just know there’s some brilliant Jews at this very minute sitting at the round table snickering thinking what their advanced technology might do to these yahoos.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:14 pmOh, Don’t you know it!
Here come the JDAMs dropping from the plane
Enriched uranium was replete,
now blowin’ down the street
What’s it like Mr. Mullah to feel such pain…
Oh, Don’t you know it!
More sacrificial lambs gotta die!
As Mahmoud balks from his big talk
When the bombers make lazy circles in the sky…
We know that their land is just sand
But when we take their oil, it’s just grand!
And when another raghead has to say
Shit, another rocket gone astray, Shit!
We’re all gonna die, don’t you know it….
♫ Mahmoud, Mahmoud, Mahmoud, Mahmoud, ♫
♫ Mahmoud, Mahmoud, Mahmoud, Mahmoud ♫
You’re going to die, we just know it!
We just know it…
Okay
July 10th, 2008 at 2:00 pmRocket away
Oh shitte, it’s astray
Mahmoud!
That firecracker looks like the Obama campaign.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pmWatching the beginning of this vid all I could think was:
Shep, Mr. Spock called - he wants his eyebrows back.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:29 pmAlso Unforgiven. I think Clint just likes the line.
Translation for mullahs: don’t bite off more than you can chew!
July 10th, 2008 at 8:34 pm