Friday Night Photos: You Write The Captions

July 11th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

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Write a caption for one or both pics. Specify Caption #1 and/or Caption #2 when writing your captions.

Caption #1:

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Caption #2:

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35 Responses

  1. Chuck

    Caption #2: “Check your oil?”

  2. Kurt(the infidel)

    Caption 1) but hes a really good listener.

    Caption 2) they didnt get them opposable thumbs for nothing

  3. T-Bagg (AKA T-Badd)

    :arrow: Chuck,
    I wanted that one!

    “Credit card swipe for that drink the freak up there got.”

  4. billy_bonney

    Caption#1, monkey extracts banana stuck in street hookers vagina

    Caption#2, Guess who we are gonna vote for

    Billy

  5. TouchStone

    Pic 1: Final stage, terminal liberalism.

    Pic 2: Sheryl Crow tries alternative to her “one sheet” global warming solution.

  6. GBU43

    Cap #1. Obama is my man, support change.

    Cap #2. Government run health care.

  7. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    #1 “She can `av me wood … But me heart belongs to me Mum …”

    #2 “Hey, look! She’s really a dude!”

  8. John Goodrow

    #1: Who are you to say what’s “normal”…conformist.

  9. T-Bagg (AKA T-Badd)

    Caption 1: Point and :lol:

  10. JustADude

    Capt 1

    Darwin was wrong

    Capt 2

    Darwin was right

  11. franchie

    1 - he also got a dick head with no tatoo on

    2 - what’s that fur for ????

  12. GF

    #1 - Yes, there’s even a job for you Tommy. Join the Border Patrol! We need people that can scare the hell out of the illegals and make them realize that they have absolutely no future here.

    #2 - …but monkeys do fly out of my butt!

  13. Larry In NC

    Caption #1 - Johnny Fucknuts hugs his girlfriend, Suzy Rotten-Crotch, one more time before boarding the bus and heading off to Parris Island.

    Caption #2 - Great moments in the animal kingdom…a monkey see a beaver for the first time.

  14. JonnyMordant

    I think the captions to the pics go together…

    Listen up young lady! You’ll only leave this house with that punk when monkeys fly out of my ass!

    Needs Background Music LOL!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzmr6REbSTU

  15. Dan (The Infidel)

    Caption 1: Obambam fans line up for speech in SF. Two leaders of “losers for Obama” leave their parents basements temporarily for a chance to see their “messiah”.

    Caption 2: Jane Goodall illustrates what she has been doing in the jungle all these years.

  16. TedB

    #1: Hug your kids, or else.

    #2: The real reason Jane Goodall studies apes.

  17. CAPT-DAX

    1. WTF! :shock:

    2. Monkey see monkey do.

  18. Mike Mose

    1 We just got back from an Obama rally, and daddy I’m pregnant. Dad looks at Mom, Get the gun, I’ll keep him here until you get back.
    2. what no moon

  19. Maynard

    I can’t look at caption one-I have a 14 year old daughter.

    Caption 2:
    He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
    and saidwhat a good boy am I!

  20. Sarah

    Caption #1

    “The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.”

  21. sierrahome

    #2–I see London I see France

  22. Arthuraria

    #2. Hey I’m out of poop, can I throw yours?

  23. AFITgrad86

    #2 Everybody’s got something to hide except for me an my monkey

  24. exDemocrat

    Caption #2:

    A young Bill Clinton

  25. Trigger Control

    Caption #1 “Hey what is my banana doing up there?”
    Caption #2 “Mom look what I found in the dumpster!”

  26. Big Sarge

    Caption 1. Billy “Hussien” Smith and Suzy “Hussien” Williams pose before going to faint at an Obama rally.

    Caption 2. After his “Heroic” effort to cast a tie breaking vote on health care, Teddy Kennedy gets one of his “interns” to demonstrate the replacement to a cat scan.

  27. sully

    #1: Hi Mom. We’re OK. Really.

    #2: How you gonna spank me with that?

  28. stormin1961

    #2- am i going in or coming out?

  29. sal

    #2 - do i have something on may face?

  30. dadeo

    1. I’m dating Satan now; he’s a democrat.

    2. Goo-chi, goo-chi, goo-chi

  31. mike3481

    #1 - girl asks, “Happy now, Daddy?” :mrgreen:

    #2 - How a monkey checks for a “cross-dresser” :shock:

  32. Kevin

    #2 The birth of Obama.

  33. Atom & Yves

    #1: “Will worm for urine samples.”

    #2: “Giggity giggity! Awriiiiight.”

  34. CPLViper

    Caption 1: Who would you shoot first, your daughter or the moron she took home to meet you?

    Caption 2: This is what happens when malpractice insurance for OB/GYNs gets too high.

  35. Fight4TheRight

    Caption #1: President Obama’s Secretary of Defense and his wife arrive at the NATO Summit

    Caption #2: Speaker Nancy Pelosi today inadvertently revealed the answer to the question that has hounded her: “What the hell you got up your ass, bitch?”

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