Friday Night Photos: You Write The Captions

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Caption #2: “Check your oil?”
July 11th, 2008 at 10:04 pmCaption 1) but hes a really good listener.
Caption 2) they didnt get them opposable thumbs for nothing
July 11th, 2008 at 10:05 pmI wanted that one!
“Credit card swipe for that drink the freak up there got.”
July 11th, 2008 at 10:08 pmCaption#1, monkey extracts banana stuck in street hookers vagina
Caption#2, Guess who we are gonna vote for
Billy
July 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pmPic 1: Final stage, terminal liberalism.
Pic 2: Sheryl Crow tries alternative to her “one sheet” global warming solution.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:43 pmCap #1. Obama is my man, support change.
Cap #2. Government run health care.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:08 pm#1 “She can `av me wood … But me heart belongs to me Mum …”
#2 “Hey, look! She’s really a dude!”
July 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm#1: Who are you to say what’s “normal”…conformist.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:19 pmCaption 1: Point and
July 11th, 2008 at 11:40 pmCapt 1
Darwin was wrong
Capt 2
Darwin was right
July 11th, 2008 at 11:51 pm1 - he also got a dick head with no tatoo on
2 - what’s that fur for ????
July 11th, 2008 at 11:51 pm#1 - Yes, there’s even a job for you Tommy. Join the Border Patrol! We need people that can scare the hell out of the illegals and make them realize that they have absolutely no future here.
#2 - …but monkeys do fly out of my butt!
July 12th, 2008 at 12:22 amCaption #1 - Johnny Fucknuts hugs his girlfriend, Suzy Rotten-Crotch, one more time before boarding the bus and heading off to Parris Island.
Caption #2 - Great moments in the animal kingdom…a monkey see a beaver for the first time.
July 12th, 2008 at 12:39 amI think the captions to the pics go together…
Listen up young lady! You’ll only leave this house with that punk when monkeys fly out of my ass!
Needs Background Music LOL!
July 12th, 2008 at 1:16 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzmr6REbSTU
Caption 1: Obambam fans line up for speech in SF. Two leaders of “losers for Obama” leave their parents basements temporarily for a chance to see their “messiah”.
Caption 2: Jane Goodall illustrates what she has been doing in the jungle all these years.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:19 am#1: Hug your kids, or else.
#2: The real reason Jane Goodall studies apes.
July 12th, 2008 at 4:31 am1. WTF!
2. Monkey see monkey do.
July 12th, 2008 at 4:34 am1 We just got back from an Obama rally, and daddy I’m pregnant. Dad looks at Mom, Get the gun, I’ll keep him here until you get back.
July 12th, 2008 at 4:43 am2. what no moon
I can’t look at caption one-I have a 14 year old daughter.
Caption 2:
July 12th, 2008 at 5:17 amHe put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
and saidwhat a good boy am I!
Caption #1
“The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.”
July 12th, 2008 at 5:21 am#2–I see London I see France
July 12th, 2008 at 5:28 am#2. Hey I’m out of poop, can I throw yours?
July 12th, 2008 at 5:31 am#2 Everybody’s got something to hide except for me an my monkey
July 12th, 2008 at 5:38 amCaption #2:
A young Bill Clinton
July 12th, 2008 at 6:42 amCaption #1 “Hey what is my banana doing up there?”
July 12th, 2008 at 6:54 amCaption #2 “Mom look what I found in the dumpster!”
Caption 1. Billy “Hussien” Smith and Suzy “Hussien” Williams pose before going to faint at an Obama rally.
Caption 2. After his “Heroic” effort to cast a tie breaking vote on health care, Teddy Kennedy gets one of his “interns” to demonstrate the replacement to a cat scan.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:13 am#1: Hi Mom. We’re OK. Really.
#2: How you gonna spank me with that?
July 12th, 2008 at 8:23 am#2- am i going in or coming out?
July 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am#2 - do i have something on may face?
July 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am1. I’m dating Satan now; he’s a democrat.
2. Goo-chi, goo-chi, goo-chi
July 12th, 2008 at 8:55 am#1 - girl asks, “Happy now, Daddy?”
#2 - How a monkey checks for a “cross-dresser”
July 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am#2 The birth of Obama.
July 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am#1: “Will worm for urine samples.”
#2: “Giggity giggity! Awriiiiight.”
July 12th, 2008 at 12:15 pmCaption 1: Who would you shoot first, your daughter or the moron she took home to meet you?
Caption 2: This is what happens when malpractice insurance for OB/GYNs gets too high.
July 12th, 2008 at 1:56 pmCaption #1: President Obama’s Secretary of Defense and his wife arrive at the NATO Summit
Caption #2: Speaker Nancy Pelosi today inadvertently revealed the answer to the question that has hounded her: “What the hell you got up your ass, bitch?”
July 12th, 2008 at 3:25 pm