July 28, 2008
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6:49 A.M.
We’re drenched. Everything is darkness and lightning, clouds, the whip of rain at our skin and vision, and strange flashes of light in the near distance of the wrecked downtown skyline: impossible explosions of bombs without sound. Nothing seems real, we’re confused, what we see can’t be, bombs make a loud familiar roar we know as well as our own names. I hear automatic rifles, .50 cal…everything is now through a veil….my eyes are black holes, and I’m burning away…I see a ghost on the street below, in the spot where most of our killing is done because too much has been done there to us…a round whizzes over our heads, and I realize I lit a cigarette in this angry ocean of night, on a roof below taller buildings, in the capital of satan’s snipers. Froio is ready to kill me, to do what I failed to do to myself, or almost did to him. More lightning, the crack of the loudest thunder in history – that at that second IS a bomb to us – the rising shriek of the wind, and suddenly more silent orange explosions rip the smashed and crumbling city below. “We’re dead. He got us. That’s why nothing makes sense”, I say. “Don’t say that!” he seethes back, his eyes flashing startled terror, his face as quickly a mask of the same. The notion has really disturbed him. The act of speaking it, just as badly. We pray to God and chance and superstition out here. In the moment, any rope will do.
8:10 A.M.
First of all, I’d like to thank those of you in the rapidly growing and loyal fanbase of my Blog Talk Radio Show “The Jihadi Killer Hour”. Hell, we’re so succesful we’ve already upped the show to 90 minutes from 60, and occasionally tolerate leftist trolls in the chat room. .Actually we just try to keep ‘em on long enough so we can trick them into giving us their home adresses and then Sgt. Welsh and I go in for home invasions, firebombings, TP’ing and what not.
Last night’s guest was Andrew Breitbart of the Drudge Report and Breitbart.com, Dennis Millers regular substitute on his radio show, author of the great book “Hollywood Interrupted”, Fox News Contributor, close personal drinking buddy of Greg Gutfeld and, surprise, surprise, frequent guest on Red Eye. Breitbart “discovered” Gutfeld in fact, and brought him to network’s attention. Andrew’s still waiting for that check, Greg.
Anyway, Andrew is now doing a watchdog and whatever column on the great American Leftist brain tumor called Hollywood, and we let start kicking ass and taking names like Obama and Clooney later. If you missed, you can see very clearly here, linking to it via this button:
11:35 A.M.
All those who’ve had to clean up the bloody or unbloody mess of a psychopath raise your right hand. Constant lying always the first sign, charm, always the way to hide it, get by. Quite an afternoon.
So, Gallup says Hussein’s Monster Messiah has put him up by 9 points, Rasmussen has him only about 4 or 5 above the short old dude, the Re[ib;ocrat
The upside for Hussein is that a lot of people will see him as being well received by Important Foreigners, thep peaople as muchas as or
The downside: “This guy’s a dick. A total egomaniac whose ego may end up eating the campaign goodbye. Why is he playing President?
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