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July 7, 2008

July 7th, 2008 Posted By .

8:00 AM

Bash & Welsh handled the JihadiKiller Hour last night and if you missed Bash’s opening rant, you really missed something. But you can listen to it right here.

Bash also has put out the first Bashman Video in 7 months, has it been that long? Get your fix, click here to watch “Hey Pig” and find out about the true cause of Global Jihad.

Damn, it’s good to be an American.

10:30 A.M.

Did You Know: One in Every Hundred Overseas War on Terror Detainees has a Criminal Arrest Record in the U.S.

And then there is the homegrown ‘weeds’ …

11:15 A.M.

Yet, MORE problems with MS Internet Explorer

1:00 P.M.

Your Monday-After-The-Long-Holiday-Weekend-I-Gotta-Go-Back-To-Work F*ck Fest

3:15 P.M.

From our blogger buddy Ace:

Top Ten Signs You’re at an Afghan “Wedding Party”

10. Dress is strictly black-tie and black-bandana facial mask

9. Invitations promise “Dinner at Nine, Dancing ’till Midnight, Suicide-Bombing ’till ?…”

8. The wedding band’s rendition of Signed, Sealed, Delivered contains a bassline which incorporates coded messages to Hezbollah

7. When the bride tosses the “bouquet,” panicked guests run away in shrieking horror

6. Dance floor doubles as obstacle course and mortar range

5. The best man’s toast concludes, “Health, wealth, and happiness, and death to the pig-monkey Jews and infidel Crusaders”

4. The happy couple is registered at Kalishnikov Weapons Emporium

3. According to tradition, the bride’s father pays for the wedding; the groom’s father provides the new couple with a SATCOM radio and Katyushka surface-to-surface missiles

2. Dinner selections include prime rib, stuffed chicken, and binary-form sarin gas

…and the Number One Sign You’re at an Afghan “Wedding Party”…

1. The groom sports the traditional Afghan handlebar mustache, as does the bride

5:30 P.M.

The Yankee and the fake, Transplant-Brit?

8:00 P.M.

Americans’ confidence in Congress is in the toilet … and circling the drain.