July 9, 2008

July 9th, 2008 Posted By Pat Dollard.

Previous Deep Thoughts

6:39 A.M.

Wow. Hussein’s started talking tough on Iran. He says we should tighten sanctions.

And, as AP’s headline put it so epiphanically clear: “Obama: Iranian missile tests call for more talks”

You know, he may not be the slick anti-Christ. Seems much more just like a gay idiot to me.

6:44 A.M.

Me? I’m about to go crazy or collapse given the workload and troubleload. Damn script deadline’s just a couple weeks away, so that’ll help loosen both the load and my time for the site.

We all got troubles, I know. “Oooh Lordy, my troubles so hard, don’t nobody know my troubles but God”.

7:23 A.M.

Anybody think war with Iran is actually avoidable? I don’t…

7:59 A.M.

Bash is off to the Dr. for about an hour or two this morning. Went to the ER last night, thought he was having a heart attack. Turns out it was something between gas and anxiety. Mostly anxiety. When we spoke, he seemed to be coasting pretty well on some Xanax. Ironic, given that on the radio show a couple weeks ago, I told him he needed to take some…after he picks up his script today, let’s see how it affects his posting. Probably not much, don’t think that’s an energy even Xanax can contain…plus he’s going to be mixing it with Rock Star….

8:54 A.M.

This never happens…

9:49 A.M.

Teach your children well…Spanish, well…

9:53 A.M.

“PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of “climate change delusion” - and they haven’t even yet got to Kevin Rudd and his global warming guru.”

11:31 A.M.

The mind boggles at what’s at stake in this Presidential election…

1:20 P.M.

You know, things are so tough with me right now, I’m wondering what I can do to get sentenced to Gitmo for a little pampering.

2:15 P.M.

How stupid is Jesse Jackson? Hussein had no nuts to cut off.

3:59 P.M.

9:48 P.M.

Just woke up from a two hour nap, close to a night’s sleep for me. Is Hussein still being taken seriously, or was America’s sanity restored while I slept? Is he still alive?


27 Responses

  1. JonnyMordant

    Obama has definitely brought us CHANGE, hell he changes his “Game Plan” more often than Starbucks changes coffee filters, “Unconditional Talks with Iran, No talks with Iran, Sanctions and Talks with Iran”… No doubt, his gate swings both ways!

    Iran is just asking Israel to stomp the piss out of ‘em at this point and I suspect Israel will be obliging them in the near future…

  2. Molly

    Hussein is a typical liberal whore. He will do and say anything to get elected.

    Sanctions haven’t exactly been effective with Tehran screaming to the Useless Nations that they are illegal and they have no plans to stop enriching Uranium.

    With that said, how are talks going to be effective? You can’t rationalize with lunatics.

  3. Steve in NC

    Bash has been a bit tight lately, esp with that pressure post yesterday. Glad I am not down range.

    ..

    War with Iran? Definitely going to happen. The cold war standoff with the commies worked out because we were dealing with people who did not wish to die, and even in their twisted views they wanted a better life for themselves and their children. Not the same with those death cult zealots.

    It now appears that it will come after a major strike by islamamaniacs on Israel or us.

  4. Unbreakable

    NOPD officer suspended for wearing the wrong uniform

    http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2008/07/punished_nopd_officer_kept_his.html

  5. Steve in NC

    Will obama respect me if he knows I can speak pig latin?

    ….

    AND NOW DETROIT OFFICIALLY SUCKS:

    They are tearing down Tiger Stadium right now. If you haven’t been, you wouldn’t understand.

  6. American Infidel

    Update on the governments shameful persecution of Chessani.

    http://twana.vox.com/

  7. American Infidel

    Hope Bash is ok. I’d like to have his energy.

  8. Clint

    Sat with my Irish/Scottish mother (WW2 Gen) last night and we both agreed on two things.

    1.)Obama is an embarrasment on all levels and in everyway.

    2.) That dad resting in (hallowed ground in Arlington) is not around to see this truly tragic collapse in America’s sanity with this clown foisted upon our nation as its “savior”. :mad:

  9. Lock and Load

    No wonder Bash has been overly anxious lately - the MSM barrage today of the Obamination’s answers to the Iranian threat has me ready for a “falling down” experience. This idiot cannot be allowed to be president - Ahmedickwad has already made it clear that talking and sanctions (yawn) are useless, and yet that is the “enlightened” path that the idiot chooses to take. The enemies of the West will have carte blanche to wreak havoc if this fool is ever in charge.
    Bash, remember from your preacher past, no matter how bad it gets, in the end THE God will win and these devil children will be destroyed. Have a few beers and relish that thought :beer: :beer: :mrgreen:

  10. A. S. Wise-VA (America, FUCK YEAH!!!)

    The fall semester is going to suck, with the Obasms present in the student population. Right now I guess that McCain will get 30-40 % of the college electorate. But I don’t give a damn for what my peers think of my voting for McCain; I know who McCain is, but can’t say the same for Hussein.

    The other day in my Philosophy: Logic and Language class, we analyzed Bill Cunningham’s emphasis of using BHO’s middle name at a McCain rally, and the subsequent defense of it on Hannity and Colmes. Most of my peers lamented over how intolerant Cunningham was. I said while Cunningham’s defense might be perceived as weak, he did have a valid argument in that middle names have always been a trait of presidents and presidential candidates (i.e. JFK, FDR, RWR, GWB, etc.). Boy I feel like a lone wolf in that class!

  11. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    :arrow: 7:59 A.M.

    Awww … screw the fucking pills! I say we strap Bash into a fighter jet and let him ‘blow off’ a little steam over Iran … :twisted:

    :arrow: 9:49 A.M.

    Well, Hussein … Can we PLEASE teach the kids ENGLISH first?!?!?!

  12. Steve in NC

    :arrow: A. S. Wise-VA (America, FUCK YEAH!!!)
    in regards to your class mates,

    Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish heads.

  13. A. S. Wise-VA (America, FUCK YEAH!!!)

    Pat,

    I’d like to get one of the signs seen on the back of Hummers in Iraq, with the text “Danger Stay Back” to decorate my apartment (think I’ll put it on bedroom door). Can’t find them online nor in military surplus stores. Can you think of where I might be able to get one? I ask some reservists here at Tech, but they’re not willing to sell theirs, or don’t know where to get one.

    :arrow: Steve in NC

    Well fortunately they’re not my group of friends.

  14. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    :arrow: Steve in NC

    Don’t EVEN get me started on those fuckin’ fish heads aga– … Awwww, shit, Steve!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

    GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

  15. Steve in NC

    drillanwr, that song has scarred me also.

  16. Unbreakable

    fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads…
    :mrgreen:

  17. Pat Dollard

    :arrow: A.S. Wise

    Those signs are NOT easy to come by. Any that are “available” are quickly snatched up.

  18. Lftbhndagn

    Damn Hussein—

    Working on changing opinions across the ponnd…. and its working… They have no clue how far left the left has gone…

  19. Lftbhndagn

    Damn GLAD Bash is doing good!

    Got me spooked when I seen the ER story..

  20. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    :arrow: An “I Shit You NOT!” story ALERT …

    Had my (retired) 82AB uncle’s funeral today. Since he was an Army Vet a local group of vets from the VFW came by with a military ceremony after the funeral Mass. Flag on the coffin … folding it and handing it to my aunt and all …

    Then we followed the casket outside the church.

    Now, the church is in a not so great neighborhood of the town he lived in.

    So, when the seven veterans gave my Uncle a 21 gun salute a ‘brother-from-another-mother’ came stumbling out of his house on the corner onto his lawn … with a semi-automatic tucked under his grey zip-up hoodie that was open enough for me to catch a glimpse.

    Don’t know if he figured the seven older VFW guys were harmless with their rifles and blanks … Or if he figured he was outnumbered. Just stood there for a moment until “Taps” was over then staggered back into his house.

    Atleast he didn’t come out shooting.

    Anyhow, the head of the Vets group graciously handed me one of the casings, which was still warm, and told me he and the rest of the vets really liked my eulogy to my Uncle.

    I wore his Jump Wings my Uncle had given me when I was in high school on my suit jacket. The Vet that handed me the casing spotted them and gave me a quick salute and wink.

    Was cool … :beer:

  21. drillanwr (hembra blanca Not-Hussein típica)

    :arrow: :arrow: 22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT :!: :!:

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion.

    2. You have to believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.

    3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians, Chinese and North Koreans.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

    8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth grades how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside San Francisco do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make ‘The Passion of the Christ’ for financial gain only.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Graham Bell.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

    18. You have to believe Conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

    21. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it’s not okay to say ‘Merry Christmas.’

    22. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

    READY TO VOTE???

  22. mike3481

    :arrow: A.S. Wise
    ____________________________________
    Maybe you could make one for yourself or more, then offer them for sale through Pat’s site

    _______________________________
    You would need decal vinyl like at the below links

    Vinyl - http://www.decaldriveway.com/ProductChoices.asp?ProductNum=she100
    ___________________________
    I’m not sure if you’d need adhesive.

    below is the sign image -

    http://image54.webshots.com/154/9/40/13/497694013SCAEuY_fs.jpg
    ____________________________________

    We’re all capitalists here aren’t we?

  23. A. S. Wise- VA (America, FUCK YEAH!!!)

    :arrow: Pat Dollard

    Bummer, but understandable. :sad:

    :arrow: mike3481

    Good idea, but I’m probably the worst artist ever conceived by mankind. :lol: BUT, maybe I could find someone talented to make one for me.

  24. POD1

    :arrow: Drill

    Sorry for your loss.
    Sounds like America has lost another proud hero.
    21 for your uncle.
    :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:

    I like your updated liberal scum list.

    Here’s a list that floors me every time I read it:
    http://www.uhuh.com/nwo/communism/comgoals.htm

  25. Sandy

    :arrow: Pat

    6:39 a.m.

    “You know, he may not be the slick anti-Christ. Seems much more just like a gay idiot to me.”

    Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh! :lol:

    6:44 a.m.

    You will make it Pat. We know you always do.

    7:23 a.m.

    Hell no. They are begging for it.

    7:59 a.m.

    I am glad Bash is alright. Is there any way you could be in charge of dispensing for him since you have the uncanny ability to forsee just about all trouble ahead in every arena???! :wink:
    We need to keep you both around for awhile ya know.

    11:31 a.m.

    I think we are all suffering from anxiety about the pending election. It is terrifying to think of what would happen if B.H.O. were to actually win.

    1:20 p.m.

    You are in my thoughts prayers.

    2:15 p.m.

    J.J. does anything for a soundbite and a photo op.

    3:59 p.m.

    :lol:

    :arrow: Maggie

    Condolences to you and your family for the loss of your Uncle. He is with all his brothers in Heaven. He is proud of you.

    I am glad the other guy that stumbled out did not shoot anyone.

    I really liked your idea to send Bash over to Iran to blow off some steam! He would work wonders over there! :lol:
    :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :beer: :gun: :twisted:

    :arrow: Bash

    Damn it Bash! Take good care of yourself! :beer:

  26. mike3481

    drillanwr , your “22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT” is going to reach EVERY SINGLE e-mail address in my address book.

    Thank you.

    PS - For what it’s worth…I think it belongs on the main page.

  27. DangerGirl

    Hey guys - please remember that any videos you link or include on your site can not be viewed by anyone outside of the US. Right now, since I m in Canada, the message on the video is that Hulu’s videos can only be streamed from the US.

    I have a Hulu account but can’t use it while in Canada, once I step into the US, it works. There are legal clearance issues with streaming outside of the US.

    BASH –
    Be well friend. Your rants are great, but your health is WAY more important. Stay calm!

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