July 9, 2008

July 9th, 2008 Posted By .

Previous Deep Thoughts

6:39 A.M.

Wow. Hussein’s started talking tough on Iran. He says we should tighten sanctions.

And, as AP’s headline put it so epiphanically clear: “Obama: Iranian missile tests call for more talks”

You know, he may not be the slick anti-Christ. Seems much more just like a gay idiot to me.

6:44 A.M.

Me? I’m about to go crazy or collapse given the workload and troubleload. Damn script deadline’s just a couple weeks away, so that’ll help loosen both the load and my time for the site.

We all got troubles, I know. “Oooh Lordy, my troubles so hard, don’t nobody know my troubles but God”.

7:23 A.M.

Anybody think war with Iran is actually avoidable? I don’t…

7:59 A.M.

Bash is off to the Dr. for about an hour or two this morning. Went to the ER last night, thought he was having a heart attack. Turns out it was something between gas and anxiety. Mostly anxiety. When we spoke, he seemed to be coasting pretty well on some Xanax. Ironic, given that on the radio show a couple weeks ago, I told him he needed to take some…after he picks up his script today, let’s see how it affects his posting. Probably not much, don’t think that’s an energy even Xanax can contain…plus he’s going to be mixing it with Rock Star….

8:54 A.M.

This never happens…

9:49 A.M.

Teach your children well…Spanish, well…

9:53 A.M.

“PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of “climate change delusion” - and they haven’t even yet got to Kevin Rudd and his global warming guru.”

11:31 A.M.

The mind boggles at what’s at stake in this Presidential election…

1:20 P.M.

You know, things are so tough with me right now, I’m wondering what I can do to get sentenced to Gitmo for a little pampering.

2:15 P.M.

How stupid is Jesse Jackson? Hussein had no nuts to cut off.

3:59 P.M.

9:48 P.M.

Just woke up from a two hour nap, close to a night’s sleep for me. Is Hussein still being taken seriously, or was America’s sanity restored while I slept? Is he still alive?

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