Tequila

July 18th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

Bash here: I wanted to just type in this little caveat…I don’t drink (or do drugs) anymore. When I was very young my parents introduced me to pot (1970) because they were hippies and, as my Ma told me decades later, “We thought we were enlightening our children.”

Wrong, Ma. I love ya, Ma.

Anyway, I started drinking regularly at 13, and I was a drunk and pothead throughout my entire teen-hood and on into my 20’s. I finally quit drinking in 1987 after about a 12 year-run of being drunk constantly. And I mean every waking moment. Quit everything else in 1991.

I don’t hold anything against anybody that drinks, unless you want to drive afterward. But trust me, local law enforcement and the rest of the free world do NOT want a drunken Bash on the loose.

There, now that that’s out of the way….this video cracked me up.

Nods to Jonny Mordant.


17 Responses

  1. sully

    TEQUILA… helping ugly people have sex for 100 years.

  2. John Goodrow

    Used to love this shit, now the smell makes me want to puke.

  3. franchie

    “TEQUILA… helping ugly people have sex for 100 years.”

    and don’t remember a bit of it :lol:

  4. Kermit

    Same boat here Bash, since ‘90, only never liked the other stuff I tried out in the ’70s. It either made me to jittery or wasted a good drunk. All that I can remember about drinking tequila is that one time after have a few belts on top of everything else, my now exwife found me getting up in the middle of the night to pee all over her side of the walk in closet. Shoes, lower portions of dresses and everything below waist high was soaked in my piss.

    I do not think that the remaining year or so that we were together that I ever got up in the middle of the night without her right beside me steering me to the bathroom.

    The vast majority of the nocturnal escapades have been related to me by her due I never could remember anything days on end.

  5. sully

    “and don’t remember a bit of it”

    and thankful for it

    by ten till two a two becomes a ten

  6. franchie

    “by ten till two a two becomes a ten”

    seems that 4 is the missing link for happyness

    how can you be thankful for it ? can’t see any “moral” in thereor is “moral” just a theory that you profess ?

  7. sully

    :roll:
    Do you REALLY want to start an argument about morality?
    You lose it every time.

  8. franchie

    depends if it’s YOUR view on moral, or moral as an universal human entity, thenI would win “assurément”

  9. sully

    Oh well THAT makes sense. :roll:

    I share God’s view.
    OK?

  10. ticticboom(Will Kill For Oil)

    Blegh. Armadillo piss.

    Give me whiskey any day. Hell, any hour. The sun’s always over the yardarm somewhere.

  11. franchie

    Oh well THAT makes sense.

    I share God’s view.
    OK?

    I didn’t evoke God,
    but rather the “innate” sense of moral
    that humanity (or any anmimal specie) developped for surviving in societies

  12. sully

    lol
    good luck with that
    :beer:

  13. franchie

    lucky enough I guess :beer:

  14. sully

    hubris?
    you’ll need more than luck

  15. franchie

    “hubris” ???? in my context, a laic society, I don’t find any major problem to follow the civic rules, that are inherent to any organised society. Though there is a “common sense” for “moral”, if you overpass it, you could get a reprobation from your relatives, or local inhabitants. There isn’t scripture for that, just a “tacite” code. Up to now, I didn’t feel the envy (or the opportunity) to get over the barrier. It’s not the result of religious commendments, or laws ; could be also luck !!!

    you’ll need more than luck”

    yes of course, “education”, family’s first

  16. sully

    lol

  17. Professor Bill

    Nothing like a good blended margarita with a plate of Mexican food.

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