Vanity Fair Covers The New Yorker’s Smelly Ass

July 22nd, 2008 Posted By Erik Wong.

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It’s over … It IS officially over. The MSM has gone from paid hooker to free, venereal diseased-plagued, toothless, smelly crack whore …

Fucking pathetic.

It was bad enough when The New Yorker tried to deflect responsibility and blame for their Hussein cover on “The vast rightwing made us do it” … but this is just completely stained T.P. level here.

Your alien photo-shopped tabloid publications at the grocery check out are NOW the most trusted and accurate news publications/organizations in this country, bar NONE.

For the record … Can Vanity Fair explain precisely what the McCains have done to warrant this? John McCain was one of the first to condemn The New Yorker’s cover of the Husseins.

See, Johnny? See? Being ‘nice’ gets you a burning bag of dog shit on your front door step.

So, buck the fuck up, man-up, and get mean and tough. You’ll get NO cover from the PRAVDA class in this country … You’re on your own.

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Vanity Fair Covers The New Yorker

by Vanity Fair

We here at Vanity Fair maintain a kind of affectionate rivalry with our downstairs neighbors at The New Yorker. We play softball every year, compete for some of the same stories, and share an elevator bank. (You can tell the ones who are headed to the 20th floor by their Brooklyn pallor and dog-eared paperbacks.)

And heaven knows we’ve published our share of scandalous images, on the cover and otherwise. So we’ve been watching the kerfuffle over last week’s New Yorker cover with a mixture of empathy and better-you-than-us relief.

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We had our own presidential campaign cover in the works, which explored a different facet of the Politics of Fear, but we shelved it when The New Yorker’s became the “It Girl” of the blogosphere. Now, however, in a selfless act of solidarity with our downstairs neighbors here at the Condé Nast building, we’d like to share it with you. Confidentially, of course.

Illustration by Tim Bower.

*** EDIT NOTE*** :

Sorry. I messed up on the Vanity Fair link at the start of the article.

You need to go to their link and read the comments left there regarding the McCain cover illustration.

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