A Question About A Sword - With Video

So I says to Louie, I says “Louie,” I says. “Wanna know why I’m polishing this here sword?”
Louie drools.
“Okay, I’ll tell ya why I’m polishing this here sword, Louie.”
Louie doesn’t like it when I get philosophical on him.
“I’m polishing this here sword, Louie, because that’s what you do in a town where a yellow light still means ‘Slow Down’ instead of ‘Speed Up’.”





