Apparently Close To Death, Or Just Too Far From Writing, Robert Novak Retires

August 4th, 2008 Posted By .

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This is a serious fucking loss for the Conservative movement. Plus I’m going to miss him smacking that idiot Alan Colmes around a couple times a year. Or pissing on his face, whichever is the better description.

Chicago Sun-Times:

Robert Novak has announced his immediate retirement following the diagnosis of a brain tumor, a prognosis the Sun-Times’ political columnist describes as “dire.”

“The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy,” Novak said.

The Evans-Novak column was first distributed by Publishers Newspaper Syndicate on May 15, 1963, with the New York Herald-Tribune, the flagship newspaper. When the Herald-Tribune folded in 1966, the Chicago Sun-Times became their home newspaper.

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