Apparently Close To Death, Or Just Too Far From Writing, Robert Novak Retires
This is a serious fucking loss for the Conservative movement. Plus I’m going to miss him smacking that idiot Alan Colmes around a couple times a year. Or pissing on his face, whichever is the better description.
Robert Novak has announced his immediate retirement following the diagnosis of a brain tumor, a prognosis the Sun-Times’ political columnist describes as “dire.”
“The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy,” Novak said.
The Evans-Novak column was first distributed by Publishers Newspaper Syndicate on May 15, 1963, with the New York Herald-Tribune, the flagship newspaper. When the Herald-Tribune folded in 1966, the Chicago Sun-Times became their home newspaper.






