Pat Dollard

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1:58 P.M. PST

I have arrived in the Promised Land. First significant thing that happened was that within the first 9 minutes someone broke a promise.

2:03 P.M.

Yesterday I receied a query down below in the comments about the status of Right Hand Girl meets Higher Education. Here’s an excerpt of an email from the day before, coincidentally.

“But get this, this is so weird. Proof that there is a God: I ended up with a conservative roommate. You know that I would guess 85% of GW students basically want to suck Obama’s dick, what are the chances that I end up with a conservative?

Actually originally my roommate was this liberal fat slut, but I’m pretty sure she saw my facebook and freaked out. She switched out immediately and now Cheryl is my roommate. Also weird: she’s from Louisville Kentucky, where my boyfriend is from.

Yeah so we’re going to deck out our room with McCain gear when we move in.”

Baruch Ata Adonai, Eloheinem Maa’lach Ahalaim, Ashar Kidnishanu Bhamitzvotavh, al nitilat, Yadaim. ( None of that is spelled right, but I wonder who recognizes it through the best I could do anyway?) Repost From Yidstaday:

6:35 P.M.

Yo, I just discovered this Blog Talk Radio Heading Right Poll. You can go here and vote for your favorite show, your favorite personality, and the show you think is most informative. Believe it or not, out of up to 40 shows in a couple of categories, we’re in about the top 5, and we only beens around a few months. And I’m number the 7 most popular personality, so obviously most people started voting after drinking, PLUS, PEOPLE LOVE THAT DIRTY LANGUAGE ( to parahrase George Thorogood. What da ya mean you don’t know what I’m talking about? He did a load, maybe a small load, but still a load, of great songs ( I Drink Alone – One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer and I Love That Dirty Water, L.A. You’re My Home. I think he was an alcoholc or at least played one on vinyl) Anyway, if you’re drunk enough, you should go here. like right here, to cast your vote for the awards, and DO NOT, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT vote for what you actually believe to be true and correct. Fuck that, you know what I’m sayin? Just vote Jhadikiller and Pat Dollard. DO NOT VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE, PLEASE! Awful, you say?
Nay, nay, nay say I. Think of how awful it would be for an old familiar name to win, and worse, think of how awful it would be if our fellow and chick ship shrank. Put your weenie in the sink a minute, turn on the tap. Do you REALLY want that to happen to our “I think I can, I think I can” show? And seriously, I think we shake up in an unusual way. Maybe it’ll be good for people to get turned on to it. Maybe not. Anyway, of course, I’m only kidding when I say don’t vote for what you believe. But I still want ya to vote for us! Thanks to the whole team. Oh yeah, Welsh is out on maneuvers again till next week. He asked me to send his best.