Pat Dollard

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The slaves are almost finished building the Obaman Temple in the Great Stadium on the Mountain Top, and my sources tell me that confetti will flutter down from the heavens as he begins to speak, and fireworks will go off around the world, or at least the stadium, when he accepts the nomination for his party… I also heard he may take some right wing conservative bloggers and tie them to posts, soak them with kerosene, and light them on fire during his speech.