Bizarre: Is Pup Cloner Fugitive Sex Slave Kidnapper? With Video

August 7th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

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You can’t make this stuff up. We didn’t run the story, but I’m sure you heard about the lady who went to South Korea and spent $50,000 to have her dead pit bull cloned and got 5 puppies and a spot on the evening news.

All over the world, this lady was seen smooching her little pit bull clones…

Rule #1 for fugitives on the lam: Avoid cameras at all costs.

Rule #2 for fugitives on the lam: Never get on the evening news, or in the local newspapers, someone might recognize you.

Rule #3 for fugitives on the lam: Rule #1 helps you to never break Rule #2.

As it turns out, this woman may be a fugitive on the lam (see rules above) from what was famously known back in the 70’s as:

‘Mormon Sex Slave Case’…the clip is from Fox news, the story below from the Daily Mail:

She first made the headlines, albeit local ones, in 1972 when she was crowned Miss Wyoming, but soon tired of the world of beauty pageants and enrolled as a drama student at Brigham Young University, in Utah, the heartland of Mormon America.

It was there that she met 19-year-old Kirk Anderson, a 6ft 4in fellow drama undergraduate, some seven years her junior, from a small town near Salt Lake City.

There was a brief fling, and McKinney later claimed that she had miscarried his baby.

Overcome by guilt, Anderson, a devout Mormon, apparently sought advice from his bishop, who told him to sever ties with McKinney and move away from Utah.

She was not prepared to be spurned so easily. Private detectives were hired to trace Anderson from the U.S. to Ewell in Surrey, where he was living as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.

In the summer of 1977, McKinney flew to England with an architect friend called Keith May.

Armed with an imitation revolver, May confronted 21-year-old Anderson on the steps of Ewell’s Church of the Latter Day Saints, and frog-marched him to a car in which McKinney was waiting.

Chloroformed and hidden under a blanket, the bespectacled Mormon was driven some 200 miles to Okehampton, where his kidnappers had hired a 17th-century ‘honeymoon’ cottage for £50 a week.

McKinney later said that she had packed the fridge with Anderson’s favourite food and studied The Joy Of Sex in preparation for what was to come.

May chained the prisoner to a bed. For two days, McKinney tried to persuade the missionary to marry her and father her children. She even read Scriptures with him in bed.

When this failed to melt his opposition, McKinney reverted to Plan B.

This involved slipping into a ’see-through nightie’, playing a cassette of ‘romantic music’, having Anderson ’spread- eagled’ and sexually stimulating him.

She claimed this was a bondage ‘game’ played with his full consent.

He later told a court: ‘I couldn’t move. She grabbed the top of my pyjamas and tore them from my body until I was naked.

‘I didn’t wish it to happen. I was extremely depressed and upset after being forced to have sex.’

This ‘rape’ occurred three times.

For the record, his pyjamas, later produced in court, were light blue and ’silky’. He also claimed to have been wearing some kind of Mormon chastity belt underneath. Alas, to no avail.

Fearing he would be kept prisoner for weeks (later there would be a body of male opinion which felt pangs of severe jealousy at his plight), Anderson promised to marry her.

But after she loosened his chains, he escaped and went straight to the police.

McKinney and May were arrested at a roadblock three days later and charged with false imprisonment and possessing an imitation firearm.

There was an entertaining, if not downright titillating, committal hearing at Epsom Magistrates’ Court, during which her counsel said of Anderson: ‘Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much… you have seen the size of Mr Anderson and you have seen the size of my client.’

McKinney spent three months on remand in Holloway Prison - to which she had been driven weeping through the bars of a Black Maria - before being released on bail on grounds of her failing mental health.

Now the case, which had already become a worldwide cause celebre, was about to be given a new lease of life with a sensational twist.

McKinney met the similarly bailed May and the pair fled to Canada, using false passports and disguised as deaf-mute mime artistes.

It was later alleged that McKinney was helped to escape by her former landlady, an Irish woman, who went with her to a West End theatrical outfitters.

There, they bought the wigs and glasses which were later used in their flight from justice.

By now an international fugitive, McKinney reappeared staying at the Hilton hotel in Atlanta, Georgia, disguised as a nun.

Before long, the Press caught up with her and she dropped her disguise to revel in her sexual notoriety - she posed topless for a number of glamour magazines before the U.S. authorities finally caught up with her and she was arrested.

Once again, she was freed on bail and, by now - 1979 - there seemed to be no appetite in the UK for forcing her extradition.

McKinney, meanwhile, had allegedly vanished into an increasingly desperate world of prostitution, drug abuse and psychiatric problems.

She resurfaced once more in 1984, when she was arrested near Salt Lake City Airport, where Kirk Anderson - the Mormon she had kidnapped - was working.

In her car, police found a length of rope and a pair of handcuffs. The implication was clear that she was about to make a second kidnap attempt, but she failed to show up in court and the case was dropped.

By the late Nineties, McKinney was back in North Carolina, dogged by ill health and often in a wheelchair, living on benefits in a remote smallholding with only three ponies and a fiercely devoted pitbull called Hamburger for company.

On one occasion, she had broken into a dog pound to rescue a pitbull terrier - possibly Hamburger - which was to be put down for mauling a jogger.

‘I love those pitbulls,’ she explained. ‘They’re such sympathetic animals.’

Locals, who knew of her racy past, treated her with suspicion, if not fear. She had a taste for litigation and was described as ‘one wild woman’.

In a rare comment on the Mormon affair, she said in 1999: ‘I loved Kirk and all I really wanted was to see his blond-haired babies running round my home.

‘Nobody can understand what it is to lose the man you love to a cult, and I believe that is what the Mormons are. Back in Britain [then] nobody knew what a cult was.’

May was last heard of selling plumbing supplies in California, while Anderson was an estate agent in Utah and understandably reluctant to rake over his past misfortunes.

What, then, of ‘Bernann McKinney’ who has had her pitbull Booger cloned and claims to be a Hollywood scriptwriter and university lecturer?

She says she is 57 and a former beauty queen. In an interview in a Korean newspaper, she was described as a grandmother, and initially alleged that she had sold her home to pay for the cloning.

(The company responsible says that it would normally charge £75,000 for the controversial procedure, but that it has cut the fee in return for Miss McKinney’s co-operation in their publicity campaign.)

In another Korean interview, she described being the victim of an horrific attack by an enraged bull mastiff, that shredded her left arm to the elbow, tore open a leg and ripped three fingers from her left hand.

She survived only because her faithful Booger chased it off. Even then, the injuries were so bad that she was confined to a wheelchair while surgeons reconstructed her left hand and arm.

Booger remained by her side throughout her recuperation and gave her the will to go on.

She claimed to have been a university drama teacher before the accident. Now she planned to write a Hollywood film script about the cloning.

Let us look then at the similarities between our two Miss McKinneys.

Joyce will be celebrating her 59th birthday this week, while Bernann claims to be two years younger.

It is a fact, though, that former beauty queens (and even less celebrated mortals) often reduce their ages later in life.

Both Joyce and Bernann use wheelchairs, while the latter’s late pitbull Booger sounds very similar in name to Joyce’s faithful Hamburger.

There is no record of a Bernann McKinney living in Los Angeles, nor does anyone of that name belong to the Screenwriters’ Guild.

No university drama department we contacted has heard of any such teacher. It is an undisputable fact, however, that Joyce was once a drama student.

But perhaps the most persuasive circumstantial evidence to suggest that Joyce and Bernann are the same woman, is that a Joyce Bernann McKinney is registered as living in Avery County, North Carolina - birthplace of the Mormon sex slave kidnapper.

She has been on the voters’ register there since 1988.

‘Who started all this?’ Miss ‘Bernann’ McKinney demanded to know when she was phoned in Seoul, as she prepared to return to the U.S. with one of the puppies. (The others will remain in care among the scientists who have cloned them in the short-term.)

Told that there was a growing internet debate about whether she was indeed the Mormon kidnapper, Miss McKinney replied: ‘I’m only going to talk to you about the dogs and the death of Booger. I’ve got people waiting to dine with me. I’m not talking about anything else.’

And that was that. She would neither confirm nor deny the link.

And yet, weighing the body of evidence, it would seem that 30 years on, the notorious Miss McKinney had once again gone to extraordinary lengths to get her longed-for ‘babies’.

In the end, they were to be the offspring of a dead pitbull ear, rather than that of a bespectacled Mormon trussed in the missionary position in a honeymoon cottage on Dartmoor, next to a pair of ripped, light blue silk pyjamas.


7 Responses

  1. steve m

    Holy crap. :shock: ..Oh what tangled webs we weave…

    Can’t make this stuff up!

  2. franchie

    what a “nature” !!! she is a religious mantis

  3. deathstar

    Awesome. :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

  4. Sierrahome

    My wife would like her pussy cloned

    …wha??? It’s a silver shaded persian…no the CAT is a silver shaded–oh nevermind

  5. Wulf

    The difference between fact and fiction, besides truth, Is that faction has to make sense. If I had read this in a novel, I would have thrown it in the trash as trash. Yet here it is. Fate is taking liberties no author would dare.

  6. Avery Neighbor

    She still lives in Avery County, NC in Minneapolis, NC. She is our town lunatic. She is the same woman as “Bernann” and we all know her locally as Joy Mckinney. She tries to sue everybody over everything as is very crazy. In one of our forth of July parades she wrecked her convertible into the back of a fire truck on purpose. She used to have her pit bull dressed up as uncle sam in the parade and she would ride one of her horses before she had to use the wheelchair. She would def. be crazy enough to clone her pets. I went into her house one time and she had tons of her real animals stuffed and on display. I’m sure she is loving all of this attention.

  7. Dan

    I would like to congratulate that Korean dog cloning company on their magnificent choice of a first customer.

    Could they really not tell this woman is crazy? But hey I guess so long as she could pay, who the hell cares right?

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