Breaking: Bill Clinton Slated To Speak At DNC - With Video
Have a fukn cigar, bitches! Bill “Slick-Willie-Billy-Jeff-Bubba-I-did-not-have-sex-with-that-woman-because-it-all-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-the-word-is-is” Clinton, the mad Oval Office Molester and all around swingin’ dick adulterous lyin’ ass piece of shit master at creating controversy with the ability to deflect and deny at will…
…and also our former President who was IMPEACHED *cough*….
…is slated to speak on Wednesday Night August 27th at the Demorapic National Convention in Denver, Colorado! Home of dozens of crazed anarchist groups who have been saving all of their precious bodily fluids to use as weapons, despite law after law after law that has been passed in order for these insane monkeys and useful idiots to properly dispose of said bodily fluids in the normal manner instead of making piss baloons and shit bombs to hurl at local law enforcement and Secret Service personnel during what Louie predicts to be the most tumultuous week in America since mid-September 2001.
Here’s the announcement via Alan “I’m-such-a-weasel-don’t-ask-me-how-I-can-look-myself-in-the-mirror-each-day-with-out-either-cracking-up-or-feeling-utter-guilt-because-of-some-of-the-hypocritical-positions-I-take-in-my-blind-following-of-the-Lunatic-Fringe-here-in-the-good-old-USA” Colmes…:
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I hear Slick is going to talk about the evils of infidelity and John Edward’s should have worn a rubber.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:20 pmThis is all a ploy just to get people to tune In and watch to see If something happens?
August 7th, 2008 at 6:25 pmAw c’mon Bash. Alan is a Clinton devotee. He wishes he got to stain a dress once in awhile and that ’scoop’ was very special for him.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI wasn’t gonna watch the Democraps but now….
…nah, still think I’ll wait till the fire hoses and rubber bullets come out.
this should be a very action packed convention. hearing Obama speak all the time actually makes a Bill Clinton speech seem like a much needed relief.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:38 pm:arrow:sully
August 7th, 2008 at 8:05 pmThe only stains Alan ever made were on another man’s trousers….