Breaking: Bill Clinton Slated To Speak At DNC – With Video
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Have a fukn cigar, witches! Bill “Slick-Willie-Billy-Jeff-Bubba-I-did-not-have-sex-with-that-woman-because-it-all-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-the-word-is-is” Clinton, the mad Oval Office Molester and all around swingin’ dick adulterous lyin’ ass piece of master at creating controversy with the ability to deflect and deny at will…
…and also our former President who was IMPEACHED *cough*….
…is slated to speak on Wednesday Night August 27th at the Demorapic National Convention in Denver, Colorado! Home of dozens of crazed anarchist groups who have been saving all of their precious bodily fluids to use as weapons, despite law after law after law that has been passed in order for these insane monkeys and useful idiots to properly dispose of said bodily fluids in the normal manner instead of making piss baloons and bombs to hurl at local law enforcement and Secret Service personnel during what Louie predicts to be the most tumultuous week in America since mid-September 2001.
Here’s the announcement via Alan “I’m-such-a-weasel-don’t-ask-me-how-I-can-look-myself-in-the-mirror-each-day-with-out-either-cracking-up-or-feeling-utter-guilt-because-of-some-of-the-hypocritical-positions-I-take-in-my-blind-following-of-the-Lunatic-Fringe-here-in-the-good-old-USA” Colmes…:
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