Conservative Family Values … Another Colmes Snark

August 31st, 2008 Posted By Erik Wong.

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I inderstand one of the projects in the works for Tony Scott is a remake of the cult classic “Warriors” …

Hey, Tony, give Alan Colmes a call to play this role:

By Alan Colmes Blog

In her speech in Dayton today, Gov. Sarah Palin announced that she and her husband are celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, which means they were married on August 29, 1988.

On April 20, 1989 – less than eight months after they eloped – their first son, Track, was born.

I think I can guess the real reason why they eloped, and it wasn’t to save money on an expensive wedding.

Me here:

For the record #1 … Conservatives and republicans are NOT prudes … We believe in things such as owning up to mistakes, and taking personal responsibility. Conservatives are human and so-called ’sinners’ too … We also do give in to our desires and needs.

For the record #2, I was tucked inside me Mum at my parents’ wedding.

Oh, and gee, Alan, I hope it isn’t found out that Sarah Palin had to give birth early and Track was a premature baby, because I just don’t know if there is any room left on that mug of yours for anymore shit to hit …

Once again, Alan … Not your call. Go back to picking your ass. It’s what you’re good at.

Still got NOTHING on this woman, eh?

Well, keep trying.

Meanwhile, you might want to take a good look at this and this … oh! and this too.

Thatisall, Alan … Thatisall.

BTW, Dollard females … I promised Knottie a week ago eye-candy for us gals … Scroll up top to the picture of the happy couple …

He ain’t half-bad … Not at all.

Kinda looks a little like … him.

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DAY-UMMMMMM! Eh, LBA???!!???

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