Conservative Family Values … Another Colmes Snark

I inderstand one of the projects in the works for Tony Scott is a remake of the cult classic “Warriors” …
Hey, Tony, give Alan Colmes a call to play this role:
In her speech in Dayton today, Gov. Sarah Palin announced that she and her husband are celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, which means they were married on August 29, 1988.
On April 20, 1989 – less than eight months after they eloped – their first son, Track, was born.
I think I can guess the real reason why they eloped, and it wasn’t to save money on an expensive wedding.
Me here:
For the record #1 … Conservatives and republicans are NOT prudes … We believe in things such as owning up to mistakes, and taking personal responsibility. Conservatives are human and so-called ’sinners’ too … We also do give in to our desires and needs.
For the record #2, I was tucked inside me Mum at my parents’ wedding.
Oh, and gee, Alan, I hope it isn’t found out that Sarah Palin had to give birth early and Track was a premature baby, because I just don’t know if there is any room left on that mug of yours for anymore shit to hit …
Once again, Alan … Not your call. Go back to picking your ass. It’s what you’re good at.
Still got NOTHING on this woman, eh?
Well, keep trying.
Meanwhile, you might want to take a good look at this and this … oh! and this too.
Thatisall, Alan … Thatisall.
BTW, Dollard females … I promised Knottie a week ago eye-candy for us gals … Scroll up top to the picture of the happy couple …
He ain’t half-bad … Not at all.
Kinda looks a little like … him.

DAY-UMMMMMM! Eh, LBA???!!???



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too bad, he shaved his chest a metro ????????????
August 31st, 2008 at 8:55 amShe is an ordinary everyday person, this kind of thing happens, people have children out of wedlock. Looks like their man Obama doesnt represent regular Americans as much as they think he does.
August 31st, 2008 at 8:58 amColmes is an idiot - we all know that - even liberals are embarrassed by him.
Thank God (literally) that Jesus came to allow us forgiveness of our sins. Colmes - you moron.
So I was out talking to several of my neighbors last night. Many were lukewarm about McCain and now they are really happy with his Palin pick - and it is not because of her plumbing - IT IS BECAUSE SHE IS A CONSERVATIVE!
I was so scared of what McCain was going to do . . . this was the best choice for me. She is a tough conservative reformer - I love her. Seriously, love her!
August 31st, 2008 at 9:11 amAnd her husband is indeed hot.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:12 am“Half bad”???? I sure as hell wouldn’t throw him out of bed for eating crackers.
I find Colmes as irritating and repulsive as I do Michael Moore, that is I can’t listen to either of them. They both have looks of smug self-righteousness to perfectly match their leftist bullshit.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:23 amYou are sooooo damn picky!
August 31st, 2008 at 9:30 amfranchie
i also hear he wears deodorant. you wouldnt like him
August 31st, 2008 at 9:34 amMy ex-wife was born premature at 7mo’s. Palin’s son was a few days shy of 8mos. Why is everyone assuming the baby was conceived out of wedlock? I’m amazed at how vicious the attacks are already. My hope is that moderate dems as well as independents can see just how absolutely unhinged the left is. As for the Hilldog Pumas, time to come out and defend this girl from your party’s misogynists…
August 31st, 2008 at 9:36 amThis is how the self-proclaimed “enlightened left” attacks women - they don’t attack her political record, or her political policies, they attack her gender. And they call conservatives sexist!
August 31st, 2008 at 9:44 amAnother bid by The Cryptkeeper to steal National Enquirer readers. Seems to work for MSLSD and NEWSWEEK.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:51 amThe only thing that distinquishes the MSM from NE is the MSM makes Republicans the aliens.
Thank you Drill!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 10:19 amHow many career minded women would have simply aborted the baby? But no Sarah and her husband did the right thing and married, had the baby and raised this blessing in a loving home.
Sling the mud Mr. Colmes. If you have accomplished anything it is to make me respect this lady and her very handsome husband even more. Children are blessings and we don’t always get to time when we are blessed. I have two children who were unplanned “birth control” surprises. My life would be emptier without them.
August 31st, 2008 at 10:25 amI bet Alan Colmes likes the “man pictures” here as much as the rest of the women.
August 31st, 2008 at 12:19 pmKurt, as I am “picky” (what’s that mean ? delicate ?)
August 31st, 2008 at 12:38 pmI would say that I am also “picky” on the deodorants, don’t tell me that he smells like a rose
It is typical of Liberals to find some sin in the past of Christians who run for public office to try and find fault with them. Of course, if the person in question were a Liberal, then we all know there would be nothing but praise all around, because everyone expects a Liberal to be morally evil, so there is no hypocrisy there (:roll:). So let’s all be evil Liberals, right? Give me a break.
August 31st, 2008 at 1:43 pm“Picky” is slang for a person who has to have things a certain way or forget about it. It’s the negative connotation of “discriminating.”
I’m sure Kurt will elaborate.
August 31st, 2008 at 2:10 pmpicky
Fussy about food, or selective with guys(girls) people, and stuff.
Please dont be picky on the bufett
She’s so picky with guys !!!
Billie, I read that on the Urban dictionnary
August 31st, 2008 at 2:50 pmI copied this comment from the thread on the “Crypt Keeper’s” blog, I think it nails it.
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In all fairness, the baby could have been conceived after August 29. April 20 would be around 37 weeks, which could still be considered a term baby.
http://pregnancy.about.com/od/gettingpregnant/p/duedate.htm
Posted by Hope for Change
August 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
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August 31st, 2008 at 4:05 pmColmes? Are you talking about that half cave man looking faggot on Hannity and Colmes? Ha Ha Ha. That piece of liberal shit is a laughing stock. What an ugly ass nerd.When he opens his mouth , It is even worse, he sounds like such a panty waste. I think Fox News hired him on purpose. That’s hilarious.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:05 pm