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My Daughter Is Not Attending College, I am building a watchtower with iron gates, drawbridges, moats, and guards armed with shotguns. While attending classes and social functions, she will be accompanied by two very large men who’s mere presence intimidates even the most beligerint college punk, and two women to keep an eye on the two men.
That’s not realistic, ist?
Good Lord, help me…my daughter is 9 and in 10 years, she’ll be 19. It’s ok. I won’t think about that today, I’ll think about that tomorrow.
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