Girl Takes Bath In Mac n Cheese

August 19th, 2008 Posted By Bash.

My Daughter Is Not Attending College, I am building a watchtower with iron gates, drawbridges, moats, and guards armed with shotguns. While attending classes and social functions, she will be accompanied by two very large men who’s mere presence intimidates even the most beligerint college punk, and two women to keep an eye on the two men.

That’s not realistic, ist?

Good Lord, help me…my daughter is 9 and in 10 years, she’ll be 19. It’s ok. I won’t think about that today, I’ll think about that tomorrow.


13 Responses

  1. Caligula

    macaroni? what the fuck? what kind of brain dead fucking liberal panty-waste thinks that its a good idea to fill a tub with macaroni and pay some girl to get nekked in it?

    a real man wouldn’t have to pay her! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  2. sully

    Whoa… that’s fucked up.

    Bash:
    A daughter eh? I went through it 3X.
    God bless ya and good luck.

  3. ticticboom (Will Kill For Oil)

    What the fuck?!

    I don’t believe this shit.

    That is so very wrong.

    I mean, seriously, who’s the son of a bitch that blurred her rack? :mrgreen:

  4. 007 (GoldFinger)

    :arrow: Bash

    If your daughter has Half of your Common Sense? She will be OK.

    But I do have a saying, If It smells like fish eat It. If It smell’s like Cologne leave It alone.

    I dont have any Idea where Cheese come into that Equation?

  5. Political.fish

    Just what kinda cheese are talkin ’bout here? :???:

  6. Anderson S. Wise- VA (America, FUCK YEAH!!!)

    As a college student and fellow Gen Y’er of these dumbasses, I can say how you’re raised can play a big role in the decisions you make. Parents must be their children’s PARENTS above all else and not their friends. Too often, I meet coeds and their mothers, and sometimes wonder which is the mom! Yes there were times when I was pissed off at both of my parents for taking a hardline against me, but in hindsight, I now know it was all for the best. But there is such a thing as being overbearing, too; “helicopter parents” aren’t doing their children any favors. The sooner a young adult learns to take care of themselves and make the right decisions, the better. Not once have I done any narcotics whatsoever. Not once have I gotten in trouble with the law–save for the three traffic points I got in 2003 for a car wreck.

    In college, you’re exposed to many new and unfamiliar experiences and shady people. Being taught what is right and what is wrong by your family goes a very long way.

    Parents must teach their daughters to respect themselves, and not be so degraded as to show up on GGW videos.

    Have I sometimes wondered if I missed out on some good times? Yes, but in the long run, my life is less complex and more fulfilling. In the future, my supervisor won’t see pictures of me doing anything too controversial on facebook, etc., thus wondering how responsible I am as a man. Besides, all you really need to have a good time here at Tech is a few kegs, a football game, and some good friends and coeds! :beer: That or a trip to the range with some high-powered rifles, handguns, and shotguns!

  7. Tom in CO

    2 girls 1 mac

  8. Jim C.

    Hey, Bash! Remember what you did when you date 19-year-old girls?

    Karma’s a bitch, man! :mrgreen:

  9. Allen TX

    This seems a little staged to me. Why is she wearing that? Was she planning on getting naked? Seems that way.

  10. Insensitive Conservative

    And this, on the heels of several Luniversity presidents lobbying for lowering of the drinking age to 18. After all, its perfectly clear to me that people in college are capable of demonstrating good judgment. :roll:

    I’m with ya’ Bash. My daughter will be 2 on Friday. If I EVER catch someone taking advantage of my daughter in any way, shape, form, or manner, you can guarantee I will be instantly eligible for a patented “Bash Award!”

  11. David Ross

    I would love to see the video of the morons having to haul away all that Mac and Cheese. Dumbasses!

  12. CBL

    I know my lifes ambition is to have my daughter show up on drunkchicks.com or the like :roll:

  13. Larry In NC

    David Ross—I bet those lame-asses ate the mac & cheese right out of the tub after the hottie hopped out. :mrgreen:

    I’m willing to bet it was staged since the chick happened to have a bikini on under her clothes and didn’t seem to mind when her friend dropped her top and rubbed her titties with it….Mac & Tits? Cheese Tits?

    I always thought a tub full of strawberry jello would work better…

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