In Honor Of Hussein’s Greek Temple Speech - FUCKING TOGA PARTY!
WHAT TO WEAR, according to Powerline blog:
The McCain campaign suggests these suitable togas:
The Nobleman: This toga is recommended for men. For celebrities and lobbyists, please add the red over toga. One should expect to see such stars as Ben Affleck dress in red robes, along with the lobbyists who fill Invesco Field’s skyboxes.
The Senator: This style is fitting for the Democratic Senators and Representatives attending Barack Obama’s big speech. We suggest the red overcoat toga with a red stripe. It is very regal and befitting of a Member of Congress in the tradition of the most distinguished Senators from antiquity.
The Traditional: This is most popular style for men and women attending tomorrow night’s speech at The Temple of Obama. Particularly popular among those “clinging” to guns and religion in the face of economic hardship, “The Traditional” is appropriate for any formal or informal event in any season.
The McCain campaign offers one last toga image as a reminder to reporters that they are expected to maintain a reasonable level of decency:
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