Iran Claims To Test Fire Top Secret, “Unique In The World”, Ocean-Born Weapon Update: Exclusive Photos Of Weapon

August 4th, 2008 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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The Revolutionary Guards chief said Iran would easily be able to close the Strait of Hormuz, a major oil shipping route, if the country were attacked over its nuclear program.

TEHRAN, Iran — Iran tested a new weapon for use at sea and says it can “easily” close a major oil passageway, the chief of the country’s elite Revolutionary Guards was quoted Monday as saying by the official IRNA news agency.

The commander, Gen. Mohammad Ali Jafari, claimed the new marine weapon is “unique in the world” and has a range of 300 kilometers (186 miles).

The report provided no further details and didn’t say when or where the weapon was tested, but it quoted Jafari as saying that there is “no similar weapon in the service of armies in the world.” The alleged new weapon’s range indicated it may be some type of torpedo.

UPDATE - Here’s the weapon:

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The Revolutionary Guards chief said Iran would easily be able to close the Strait of Hormuz, a major oil shipping route, if the country were attacked over its nuclear program.

Iran has “the possibility of closing the Strait of Hormuz easily and on an unlimited basis”, Revolutionary Guards commander-in-chief Mohammad Ali Jafari said, according to state radio.

Iran and the West are locked in a standoff on the country’s disputed uranium enrichment program, which the U.S. and its allies fear is aimed at making nuclear weapons. Iran denies the charge and says the program is only for producing electricity.

Both the U.S. and Israel have said they would prefer a diplomatic solution to the standoff, but have not ruled out other options, including a military one.

To show their readiness to defend, the Guards test fired missiles and torpedoes in the Persian Gulf last month, and Tehran claimed it tested a new Shahab missile with a range of 1,250 miles.

In case of a possible strike on Iran, Jafari said the country will respond in every way it can. The enemy, he said, would prefer to make the duration of the war as short as possible.

But, “we will prolong it,” Jafari said.


26 Responses

  1. T-Bagg(aka T-Badd) "The Keeper Of Secrets"

    Photos of the tests will be released as soon as they’re polished up on PhotoShop.

  2. Steve in NC

    Good thing the democrats don’t want us going after our own oil. So instead of telling this asshole to go off and fuck a child like his master mohammad did, we will have to go to war to keep up our energy supplies.

    Another example of how weakness invites war.

  3. 007 (GoldFinger)

    All Fucking Talk!!!!

  4. momps

    But Dems want Repubs to go to war on oil so they can say that we go to war for oil and push their alternate fuel adgenda

  5. momps

    But Dems want Repubs to go to war on oil so they can say that we go to war for oil and push their alternate fuel agenda

  6. momps

    oops. sorry about that ^_^

  7. JCD

    If it is something “new” and “unique”, then it’s something the Russians either provided or gave them the design for, and it’s guaranteed to work only half as well as advertised. This is a crock of shit. Persians — the masters of the artful bluff. That will never change.

  8. Sully0811

    I’m thinking it’s either going to be faked or they’re making kaiten torpedoes. Either way it won’t be unique.

  9. Mike W

    If Achead wants higher oil prices why not just tell the ever eager news services that he has the power to drain the straits of Hormuz.Achead and Obama need to tour together. They can call it “Tour De BS”.Fly around in Obama one with kings of the world stenciled on their seats.
    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/08/03/politics/fromtheroad/entry4317827.shtml

  10. Goodbye Natalie

    Blowhards…big talk from imbeciles with wet dreams. The only thing Iranian arsenal has that’s unique to fight the infidels is the ever present body funk. :???:

    That’s why our tough guys are forced to shoot from long range. Difficult to fight hand-to-hand when you’re wearing a clothes-pin on your nose and latex gloves to protect yourself from dried cling ons.

  11. T-Bagg(aka T-Badd) "The Keeper Of Secrets"

    I think I found out what it is…

    http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh307/T-BaggsPhotos/poster75178175gunboat-1.jpg?t=1217859409

    Once they’re done with it in PhotoShop, it should be pretty intimidating.

  12. JJIrons

    Right. If he had it, he’d use it. Probably no more than him crapping in the water. He may clog his toilet but it will take more than that this time, monkey boy.

  13. DC

    Probably that dopey rocket torpedo that makes so much noise it can be tracked from anywhere on the earth. Oh, sure…..it travels at 300mph underwater, but can’t be guided once it’s been fired. :roll:

  14. momps

    They got the idea from Dune. They’re going to drain the straights to make Iran a water paradise.

  15. momps

    the spice is in everything

  16. Old Chief

    :arrow: T-Bagg

    Thanks alot for showing the new Coast Guard Cutter. It’s a very clean looking boat.

  17. just posting

    It might be a guy with flippers and a knife :eek:

  18. CBL

    OR it could be this

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/22949366@N07/2250255328/

  19. TerribleTroy

    Most of the time Iran reminds me of the toughest of the tough.. the baddest of the bad, yes.. you know them and love them,…. they’re the specops of the Internet.. its the Keyboard Commando… You’ve met them.. the ones that talk a whole bunch of shit from the safety of mommies basement, when everyone understands that in the real world if they blinked the wrong way they’de be in for a ass whipping. And like the keyboard commando what they really want is attention.

  20. Marc Stockwell-Moniz

    When you are going to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
    Tuko 1966

  21. Goodbye Natalie

    I just noticed I type two instead of four in my previous post…senior moment.

  22. Joseph

    This stuff is hilarious. Do they really think that they’re scaring anybody? Doesn’t the United States have enough in it’s nuclear arsenal to destroy the world at least once?

    HEY, WE HAVE A TORPEDO… GUYS. HEY GUYS, PAY ATTENTION.

    Oh sorry what? I was just making sure our silos in Iowa didn’t have any cows on them.

  23. POD1

    I’ll bet it’s something like this:
    http://www.getodd.com/duck/largeimg/fishing2.jpg

  24. NickD

    it quoted Jafari as saying that there is “no similar weapon in the service of armies in the world.”

    yeah, because NAVIES use torpedoes, ya fuckin dumbass. I say put up or shut up.

  25. billy_bonney

    bastards probably soak their greasy unwashed asses in the gulf causing some kind of biohazard

    Billy

  26. bill-tb

    What’s the difference between I-am-ding-dongs military and the Democrats energy plan?

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