Pat Dollard | Young Americans

Yeah, motherscratchers, or loyal readers and listeners, whichever appellation you feel most suitably and respectfully addressed by, we won every fucking award given out by BTR’s Conservative Wing, Heading Right Radio except two I ran a close second on: “Loudest Host” and “Most Controversial Host”. (Now that dude or broad, right there, I’ve gotta meet and buy a steak dinner, cos that’s some pretty impressive work to beat me on the In Trouble meter. Hat’s off.) What the fuck, indeed? We just started, and I’m a moron with a GED, but I’m hosting “The Most Informative Show”? What a great country! Have I been giving tips on guns, narcotics and broads, or are they actually giving me this for stuff on politics? In all seriousness, my deepest thanks to everyone who voted. And again, to me it’s just about building our platform, plank by plank.

The awards we won were:

-BEST POLITICAL SHOWa

-FAVORITE PERSONALITY - Pat Dollard ( I rent one every Sunday. They don’t always have the same one available, which will explain a lot to all of you concerned about my apparent schizophrenia. )

-MOST INFORMATIVE SHOW

-FUNNIEST HEADING RIGHT TALK SHOW HOST - Pat Dollard,

-THE BIGGEST THORNE IN THE SIDE OF THE LEFT - The Jihadikiller Hour

- MOST ELOQUENT TALK SHOW HOST - Pat Dollard

Thanks to all my posse on the show, Media Lizzy, Bashman, Sgt. Welsh, Danger Girl (who is always in panties, bra and sipping cognac when she’s on the air, I’ll have you know) and the real posse, those of thee that calleth and giveth thine sentiments and insights, so that swine such as myself may steal those mud-cast pearls and then sneaketh them into posts and other shows as if they wereth mine own.

Please tune in tonight for the normal two hour show. Call in number is (646) 652-2357.

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