Off The Beaten Path: Click Inside To See…
The result of sticking a firecracker up your ass and lighting it. I have hidden the damage on the big picture, as it is going up on the main page, so you’ll have to click inside to see what really happened…But, why in the HELL anybody would want to do something like that is beyond me…has to be a Liberal Democrat.
Paslode sent this to me, so you can all thank him for the grotesque vision of firecracker-bunghole-mania…
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wow he almost fused his buttcheeks together.
never had any friends get hurt too bad with fireworks. but it hurts like hell if you throw a firecracker too late. makes your whole hand go numb for a few minutes
August 26th, 2008 at 1:08 pmBet he votes Obama …
August 26th, 2008 at 1:15 pmHoly frigging Shit!!:eek:
August 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pmStupid should hurt! What a a clown…
August 26th, 2008 at 1:18 pmOne word:
STUPIDITY!
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:21 pmI would liked to have seen the look on the Doc’s face in the ER.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:29 pmGonna be tough to take a shit with his ass like that. Must have had too many
August 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pmThis must be his brother lol http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2e_1215532397&p=1
August 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pm…
what the fuck
August 26th, 2008 at 2:53 pmYou can thank my Angies List rep who will remain nameless…..maybe glimpse of a new Angies List promo
My story…
My old man loved the 4th, grilling, drinking and explosives. One inparticular was bad. Dad threw an M-80 which hit the gutter, landed on the porch, shattered the windows, burned holes in a ladies clothing. Then he and the ‘Men’ were cutting dynaimite sticks in thirds, inserting an M-80 and throwing then under the street culvert in hopes of a big bang. The finale of the evening was a spinning wheel (meant to be nailed to a tree) that was ‘probably’ thrown into the grill (or something else) while my dad was cooking. It spun up his shirt catching the shirt on fire and the old man ended up with some nice blisters.
A quick end to an evening of fun
No one ever fessed up to the wheel of fire, but it was suspected one of my hippie cousins up to no good.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pmA candidate for the Darwin Award.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pmHope for his sake he wasn’t gay, he may have just ruined his whole love life.
Semper Fi!!
August 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pmHe needs an Iranian style toilet (a hole in the ground with grooves for your feet). You squat. But, on second thought, even that would hurt.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:53 pmWhoa!!! As Forrest Gump would say, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Or Ron White says, “You can’t fix stupid.” Let’s draft him into the Russian or Iranian army.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:21 amMissed his brain by a fraction of an inch. Idiots like this help drive up already high med costs and insurance premiums.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:15 amThe JackAss mentality has contributed soooooo much to our society. /sarc