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Photo #1: I got nothin’
Photo # 2: Jimmy Leroy Filfacker back at home after losing his long battle with the City of Berkley to get free internet access after the judge told him he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Lord, Ah ‘pologize fer thet. Thet thar’s funny, I don’t care who y’are.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:53 pmPhoto #1 I got a Thrill up my leg.
Photo #2 How did you get a picture of me?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pmPhoto #1: RELOAD!
Photo #2: See that CLICK! I just bought stock on E-Trade!
August 7th, 2008 at 2:02 pmPhoto #1 Old school fishing
Photo #2 Product of veterans affairs under Democrat leadership.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pm1. New U.S. weapon instantly separates and ignites hydrogen molecules from ocean water, effectively neutralizing all enemy ports.
2. New Dell high-powered wifi. So powerful, it’ll get you to your homepage, even if you don’t have a home.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pmPhoto #2: Nick Nolte Spotted in Berkley, CA
August 7th, 2008 at 2:14 pm#1 Republican Military
#2 Service Members future under Obama/Democrat reign.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm1 -TOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…………..COULééééééééééééé…
2 -see ya, lost my job, lost my house, lost my wife…..but there you are my friends!!!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm#1 UNLOAD
#2 I’m gonna make a killing with my stuff on Ebay!
That shot reminds me of a trip to NY a year back when I saw a homeless guy
August 7th, 2008 at 2:24 pmstanding next to a street lamp, the closer I got I noticed he had opened up an
electrical plate along the bottom, pulled out wires and had the charger to his
cell phone all connected up. Had to laugh.
#1….The awesome show of US power
#2….”Let’s see”…..Youthful, athletic male seeking upper crust sexy mamma for LTR….

August 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm#1 Irans’ future.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:40 pm#2 Even bums have their finger-tips on the pulse of the world.
1)-Whats this key do?
2)-Not again Hussein, I’m doin’ lunch.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:51 pmDon’t you have like 300 of us advisers anyway?
OK , give me 5 minutes to make up a new plan.
( I never should have given that dimwit my PM)
#1 “Iran threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz… Laughable! Seeing them actually try it… Priceless!”
#2 “You too can earn millions with your own Homeless Business!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm1 THE power of freedom
2 THE power of liberalism
August 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pmPic #1 Clearing our throat. Next clearing Tehran!
August 7th, 2008 at 4:09 pmPic #2 Former Starbucks patron “Will work for latte’”.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:11 pmPic 1: The legacy of RR. HEQ, 1 round, FFE.
Pic 2: The new Dell laptop. So easy, even a bum can operate it.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pmPic 1.
Mr.Akmadeenajad, this is your wake up call.
Pic 2.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:42 pmI hate Bush, I hate America, I hate Bush, I hate America, I hate Bush, I hate America, I hate Bush, I hate America, I hate Bush, I hate America, I hate Bush, I hate America.
#2 I wish I had a charged battery for this thing.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:52 pmPic 1: BOOM, how do you like them apples Iran.
Pic 2: Another satisfied Apple computer user logging on to his dailyKOS membership…
August 7th, 2008 at 5:59 pmPicture #1 - Diplomacy that works… 100% of the time.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pmPic #1: The Battleship Iowa, respect the power (and bring them back, for the thrill of being able to set those bad MFs off the coasts of our enemies.
Pic #2: I got nothin’
August 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm*not shown* Pentagon and Naval officials scouring a dump area for missing laptop with live link up and remote attack capabilities ..
#2 Ooooh I always loved playing battleship on my commodore64 back in the day when a patriotic screenwriter could get a job in H’wood - hey what’s the green button do again?
#1 meanwhile off the coast of Iran ..
August 7th, 2008 at 8:10 pmPhoto #1: President Obama flip-flopping on whether to return fire on foreign attack ship.
Photo #2: Al Gore writing sequel to “An Inconvenient Truth” on laptop after losing house and new boat because of gargantuan electricity bill.
August 7th, 2008 at 8:33 pm#1 General Quarters.
#2 “Gen’ral” Quarters surfs for change.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:08 pm#1)
An old sailor, forgetting the new rules, tells his crew: “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” (Oh shit)
#2)
August 7th, 2008 at 9:49 pmGeorge Clinton searches the internet for “the funk” after falling on hard times.
I got nothin’ after reading RC’s captions……..


August 7th, 2008 at 9:52 pmPhoto #1- and this is why we win

August 7th, 2008 at 11:27 pmPhoto #2- Al Quida’s media director
Undercover Delta Force operator calling for fire, from an Iowa Class Battle ship, on the Iranian coastline.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:35 am