Pat Dollard

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I personally believe that this “Obama Truth Squad” has gone too far (I have personal reasons as well as professional) and, well, we’re just asking you, Oh Dollard Reader, to check out the contact info by clicking on the links of Obama Truth Squad attorneys and sending them your thoughts…

While you’re at it, are there any questions you would add to this form?

Which incident(s) are you reporting? (Check all that apply)
_They mocked, questioned or satirized Obama (with or without styrofoam Greek columns).
_They mentioned Obama’s questionable citizenship/elibility for the presidency.
_They mentioned Obama’s questionable religious background.
_They mentioned Obama’s 20-year affiliation with a racist, anti-semitic Church.
_They mentioned Obama’s many affiliations with extremists and those tied to terrorists.
_They mentioned Obama’s career was launched and orchestrated by terrorist Bill Ayers.
_They mentioned all of Obama’s missing records (medical, collegiate, birth certificate, etc.).
_They described Obama’s blatant lie about infanticide that was even recanted by his handlers.
_They described Obama’s many ties to Fannie Mae executives and the mortgage meltdown.
_They showed me pictures of Obama’s stunning results as a “community organizer” and state senator.

Who are you reporting? (Check all that apply)
_My parents
_My sibling
_Neighbors
_My boss or co-worker
_A friend or acquaintance
_A radio talk-show host
_Sean Hannity
_Governor Matt Blunt
_A wingnut blogger
_Other

How did you find about their relationship to these untruths? (Check all that apply)
_They sent me a chain email
_They sent me a link to a wingnut or Rethuglican website
_I happened to notice it on their laptop while sitting behind them on a bus, train or plane
_I overheard them whispering
_I installed a key-logger on their computer
_I read their blog
_I installed a network sniffer that monitors all traffic coming into and out of the neighborhood
_I went “war-driving” and/or employed wireless monitoring tactics

How long would you recommend that we detain the subject(s)? (Check only one)
_Until after the election
_Until 2012
_Until 2016
_Until they graduate from Re-education Camp
_Until prisoners start starving in the O’Gulags
_Do not set release date

How dangerous is/are the subject(s)? (Check one)
_Harmless/crackpot
_Mildly annoying
_All bark, no bite
_Typical Pennsylvanian who clings to guns and religion
_Other NRA member
_NRA member with concealed-carry permit (a CCW)
_Lifetime NRA member with three or more firearms, a CCW, and a Class III permit
_Typical Texan
_Chuck Norris

Email your completed form to Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce or County Prosecuting Attorney Robert McCullough .

The complaint form is an obvious parody, but the links at the bottom of the form are actual links to these First Amendment destroying Obama gestapo agents. Let them know what’s what, please.

Nods to Kurt (the McCain/Palin infidel).