September 24, 2008
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Don’t miss top show ( top blue and first grey are same thing) featuring Marine hero Corporal Rock and the second show (second grey bar), a full show interview with legendary independent journalist Michael Yon., with a pretty shocking report on the state of things in Afghanistan. Mike gets in there, and as gritty as it gets. He’s also crazy. He goes wandering around alone for a few days at a time, to hang out with the Afghan people, up close and personal. Mike, as I’ve said, is a true American hero.
7:56 A.M.
Things are getting mighty sticky between us and them, while also going to hell in a handbasket in Pakistan.
But as the war is pushed further eastward by us, expect it to grow ever hotter as predicted on “The Jihadikiller Hour” by Michael Yon ( first episode below top on button above), and for next year to be unprcedented in straight-on combat in the war on Islamofascism. Let’s see help me decide, Obama or McCain…strength or the same jawboning, “peace deals’, and weakness that have brought Pakistan to its knees.
8:07 A.M.
A holdover from late last night:
Up first, Liar. He’s been there, done that. And holy , McCain’s favorite movie is about a man who gives his life for his country, and Hussein’s is about a succesful criminal enterprise run covertly behind a series of lies, and ruled by one man’s iron fist. Is that interesting? Uhmm…..
10:48 A.M.
If you missed this about Amputees fighting in Iraq, I recommend you don’t.
1:30 P.M.
A Russian acquaintance of mine ( he’s a renowned artist and does many of the National Reviews covers, and has been dumb enough to want to paint my portrait, has just invited me to Kabul. For what, I’m not sure yet. Should I be worried?
The exchange so far, has gone like this:
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 12:52:20 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
Dollard! How are you! Will you be in town soon so we can finally do your portrait?
From: Pat Dollard
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 1:17:13 PM PDT
To: Roman Genn
I don’t speak to Russians anymore. I’d rather kill the scum.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 1:25:10 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
Hey! be nice ! i was gonna invite you to Kabul.
From: Patrick Dollard
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:31 PM
To: Roman Genn
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Okay, let’s go. How do you feel about that angry-over-his-homosexuality freak running your country and trying to conquer free people for no reason other than to feel important? Why so many pictures with his shirt off, and why does all the Russian equipment look like y’all bought it at a Polish fire sale? And why did your army run when our ships showed up? Are the Russians just posuers until the snow and other people fight for them? Just asking you, cos you have a certain Russian connection, being born and raised in Russia.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 1:40:52 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
Stop yelling, we are on the same side , you shmuck!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
My 47 Kopecks [Roman Genn]
As someone with experience in dealing with the Soviet military (I planned and executed a brilliant tactical maneuver to avoid the draft. Twice! ) I feel an urge to contribute my forty-seven kopecks to the discussion of the present Caucasus predicament:
1) Russian officers are drunk, slow, lazy thieves and are no match for any Western professionals. Their relative success is due purely to Georgian military incompetence, like the failure to block the roads and organize tank ambushes in the mountainous terrain perfectly suited for such operations. Even so, the Georgians managed to down several Russian aircraft and that should present a clear picture of the pathetic condition of the Russian air force.
2) The current Kremlin dwarfs (whichever one is really in charge) are no Hitlers or Stalins, but paper pushers who won the lottery and who, most likely, will not risk a real military confrontation with the West. They will however continue probing to sense weaknesses and to search for small victorious engagements to entertain the revenge hungry masses.
3) The whole thing is not entirely bad for us (aside from the human toll, naturally): the hated cop becomes popular when the local drunk returns to the village and starts smashing things.
08/14 08:10 AM
—–Original Message—–
From: Patrick Dollard
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:50 PM
To: Roman Genn
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Good for you. Honestly, I was playing a game with you, to get at your real feelings. If I said nothing, and then simply acted polite when the topic inevitably came up at our next meeting in a bar or rented yacht as is our custom, I figured you would also be polite, offer a few small inarguable defenses of Putin’s actions and agendas, but mostly rail against him, simply to appease present company ( myself and half the LA Fox News staff) and avoid a headache before your 13th cocktail and 42nd piece of boiled shrimp. So I figured if I provoked you now, I could get you to lose your cool and let loose with what you really thought.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 1:59:15 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
I have no defense for the paranoid midgets! And it’s costing me pussy!
From: Patrick Dollard
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:53 PM
To: Roman Genn
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
As you know, Roman, you are the closest personal commie-bastard friend I have in my life, and nothing, not even a nuclear holocaust in your motherland’s favor, will ever change that.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:09:36 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
…But as Saint -Exupery famously said: Of what worth are convictions that bring not suffering?!
And,unlike you, I have been instructed on how to hold an SKS so the melting metal does not dribble on your army issued boots!
From: Pat Dollard
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:07:58 PM PDT
To: rgenn@dslextreme.com
“But as Saint-Exupery…” – Fucking drivel. Let’s just move into “Jonathan Livingston Seagull” quotes next.
The truth is worth everything, and if your convictions are truth defined, than suffering for them does nothing to alter their value. Saying that it does, does nothing but appeal to an adolescent sense of the profound.
You wear boots, you pussy? Wait..you’re a draft dodger. Your own post in National Review says so. “As someone with experience in dealing with the Soviet military (I planned and executed a brilliant tactical maneuver to avoid the draft. Twice! ”
The only boots you’ve worn where knitted or golashes, or some of your endless blonde cousins with whom you ( perhaps legally ), when doing God knows what with them, or after they’ve fallen asleep.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:12:04 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
You think losing quality pussy for one’s principles is adolescent?!!!!
From: Pat Dollard
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:39:20 PM PDT
To: Roman Genn
Ahh, now I’m trackin. Thought you meant something else or nothing worth getting into.
From: Roman Genn
Subject: RE: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:44:23 PM PDT
To: Pat Dollard
Don’t give a about anything else
Anyway, a Russian buddy of mine is revisiting the lands where he was building “developed Socialism” in 84.Film crew and all.Mid Nov. or so.Interested in joining?
From: Pat Dollard..
Subject: Re: Pat Dollard | Young Americans | Blog Archive > Child Molestor Claims He Became That Way After Being Raped By Bigfoot
Date: September 24, 2008 2:47:20 PM PDT
To: Roman Genn
Yes. But you know I’m going to kill some people. or die trying. It’s just what I do, wherever I go. You’ll like watching it all unfold, right in front of your camera.
8:53 P.M.
News Of The Dollard World:
Many have been asking about both Captain Iglesias, “Iggy”, and Right Hand Girl. Both will to contribute to the site, and at times to “The Jihadi Killer Hour”. There will also be a new young lady, whose handle is yet to be determined, a staunch and streetfighting Conservative who is basically the Rolling Stones to Right Hand Girl’s The Beatles. They’re the same age.
Anyway, both Iggy and RHG have had hectic Summers transitioning their lives, and are just now getting settled, and in shape to contribute again. And Iggy, well, he uh….just had his first child…”My baby was born last friday! baby boy. Crazy.” He’ll be joining us this Sunday to help interview both Corporal Rock at 8, and Gunny Pop at 9. Iggy also keeps very busy running the Jihadi Killer merchandise line. Which reminds me, somone after last Sunday’s show was upset that we no long had the “Elephant shirt. Iggy assures me that’s not the case: “We have plenty of the Elephant shirts. Not sure what is up with that, but we are fresh on every shirt.” So order away.
And Cynthia is a very happy young lady tonight. If you recall, she’s starting at GWU:
Hey!
So guess who’s the George Washington University’s College Republicans Freshman Representative??!
Meeeeeee!
We had elections tonight.
So all is well in Dollard land tonight. Well, not all, but it’s all around good news for the staff.
And lastly, Mr. Roman Grenn, the artist with whom I had the above exchange ( which keeps going, but I’m through with printing), and who is quite the military history, strategy and weapons buff, as well as a truly funny motherer who has keen insight into the Russian mind in general, and Putin’s mind in particular, will be a guest on the JK Hour two weeks from now.
No matter what I said to him, I’m not going to some Borat ers homecoming to film some gay “I’m home” documentary, unless the place is as at war or we’re going to execute a hit.
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