Kookoo Molookoo Credits Diet Of Spinach, Meat & Coke For Her 134 Years
Two things …
1. God bless the woman, but if I gotta look like the side of a tree to grow to be that old, I’d rather not …
2. SHE’s got a fucking birth certificate! From two fucking centuries ago! And Obama can’t produce one from less than 50 fucking years ago??!!????!!!





