Man Arrested For Getting A “Hoover” At Car Wash
Hey, I guess, given the current ‘hard’ times (pun intended … sue me it’s late Saturday night), the guy didn’t have the dough for a hooker, and ‘pumped’ the machine with loose change …
Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash
A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.
A Thomas Township resident called police to report “someone acting suspicious” at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.
The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.
“I’ve seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,” he said.
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