Pat Dollard

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*Cough* How about fifty bucks for a lobster there, Michelle. Take a look at this graphic below, good Lord.

I grew up in Hawaii about the same time Barack Obama did. He graduated from high school in Hawaii in ’79, I graduated from high school in Hawaii in ’80. During the 1970′s I did a whole helluva lotta fishing and diving and spearfishing and one thing we always got plenty of was lobster. The lobsters in Hawaii don’t have pinchers, they’re just spiny and we always went spearfishing/diving with gloves.

You find a coral cave, look inside, and if you’re lucky, you can see lobsters clinging to the walls all over the place. reach in and grab them one at a time if you like. Unless all of their antennae were all pointing in the same general direction, that would indicate a moray eel in the hole and you wouldn’t want to stick your hand in there then, so what you would do is, if you had an octopus you had caught, you stick it on the end of your spear, if not, you always made sure you had something similar to a mop head that looks like an octopus, in your gear.

Stick that octopus or mop head in that hole and watch the lobsters flee out into open water like mad. Then just dive own and pick all you want.

We literally would have coolers and coolers full, and we would boil one of those big pots and sit down at a table and just eat lobster and drink beer until dawn. Literally dozens of lobsters at a time.

Look at how much she paid for just one lobster on this ticket.

Makes me sick.

But back to the original point, looks like you need to be givin’ up summa dat pie, Michelle.

Nods to John454