Polls Bullsh*t, Don’t Buy Any Of That Crap
Yo, Dollard Readers, what do you make of all of these polls? Sound off, we want to know.
Geez, two references to feces in the same headline. But here’s what I’m saying…
The Drudge Report Poll had John McCain winning the debate: McCain 76% and Obama 23%.
But the CBS poll had Obama winning the debate: McCain 22% and Obama 53%.
The rest were still Undecided.
Look at this for McCain, a 50 point swing!
Bullshit.
Fuck the polls. Go and vote and get your family, friends, and loved ones to get out and vote for McCain. Even if they don’t like McCain, they need to vote for him because Barack Obama will be a thousand times worse for our country.
The polls are full of biased “Pollees”…don’t get me wrong, I love The Drudge Report, always have. I despise CBS’ news reporting, always have, except when I was a kid and TV sets had that “Hue” and “Tint” dial on it and I would manipulate that to make Walter Cronkite look like a green alien as he told me about the Vietnam War.
But back to the point, you can’t trust the polls. I have heard it said by more than one source, that the Investors Business Daily polls have tradionally been closest to the actual final election results, went over there and checked and I couldn’t find any debate poll results, but their tracking poll has it:
Obama 45% and McCain 42%
Factor in error margins and it is a dead heat.
Ain’t no fat lady on no stage, bubba.
So today, oh Dollard Reader, I would like you to just say “Fuck the polls” and do everything you can to keep Obama from getting elected, which means getting out the vote for McCain.
Just to be fair, here are today’s actual tracking polls:
Sen. Barack Obama continues to lead Sen. John McCain in all national polls, though the margin of his lead varies significantly. The Diageo/Hotline daily presidential tracking poll of 823 likely voters taken October 12-14 shows Obama leading McCain 49%-41%.
The George Washington University/Battleground tracking poll of 1,000 likely voters taken October 8-9 and 12-14 shows Obama leading McCain 51%-43%.
The Gallup daily presidential tracking poll of 2,785 registered voters taken October 12-14 shows Obama leading McCain 50%-43% among registered voters. Gallup also has two likely voter models one (based on past voting behavior and current intention to vote) shows Obama leading McCain 49%-46%, while the second (based on current intention to vote) shows Obama up 52%-44%.
A Pew Research poll of 1,278 registered voters taken October 9-12 shows Obama leading McCain 50%-40% among registered voters and 49%-42% among likely voters.
The Rasmussen Reports automated daily presidential tracking poll for October 15 shows Obama leading McCain 50%-45%, the same as the previous two days.
The C-Span/Zogby daily presidential tracking poll of 1,208 likely voters taken October 12-15 shows Obama leading McCain by 49%-44%.
The Investor’s Business Daily /TIPP tracking poll of 872 likely voters taken October 9-14 shows Obama leading McCain 45%-42%.
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